Isnt' it Thursday yet?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by wolflady
[B]The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
[B]

Grrooooooaaannn! I was waiting for the punch line and I don't know what I was expecting, but it sure wasn't that. LOL

As usual, I know a ton of blonde jokes, but I can't think of any right now....must be having a blonde moment.

SLICK! Since you are busy concatenating all over the place, I thought I'd repost this for you. Didn't want you to miss it.

Laurie, I think we might need some new decorations for Mario this year since I think I saw some of them floating around in Gini's basement. Hope none of the real toxic stuff from the L & F leaked into her basement, we may have to get the haz-mat guys back here to help her clean it out! Speaking of haz-mat guys....Slick, remember the tall one, chiseled features, just a touch of gray in his side burns to make him look distinguished? Well....he stopped by my house the other day to help with cleaning up CJ's diarrhea (peeee---yew!). He said to say hi to everyone at the bar, especially you. He remembers getting stuck in the L & F with you last year. Also said his crew might be stopping back someday because they had such a great time.

I'll have another WB! Terry called and said CJ walked within a foot of Peanut with no hissing! Now if he'll just quit with the squinty eyes at me.....

[wolflady]

Debbie, LOL Great news about CJ and Peanut!


Oh no!! Pit and David, not very good horse riding experiences, eh?
My only negative experience with horses is when I was on a trail ride one time, I have a really gassy horse! LOL It was a stinky ride...and now that I think back...a certain Seinfeld episode comes to mind....Beano anyone?

[zippy-kat]

I've broken a total of 4 bones riding horses but I've never had a negative riding experience!

If you're gonna ride, you're gonna fall sooner or later!

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
If you're gonna ride, you're gonna fall sooner or later!

I was dragged and then fell....and from what everyone else says, I kinda bounced when my foot came out of the stirrup and I landed head first into an ant bed. Talk about bad luck. Oh well, I was back to riding a few months later.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
I've broken a total of 4 bones riding horses but I've never had a negative riding experience!

If you're gonna ride, you're gonna fall sooner or later!

I've fallen off of 4 motorcycles and never broken a bone.....I won't ride anything that doesn't have brakes.

We were in Mexico and I was on the back of a horse my brother was 'driving'.....NEVER AGAIN.....


David,

Ice pick?

DONE!

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
I won't ride anything that doesn't have brakes.

What about a mechanical bull? It has a stop button.

[slick]

Just stopping in for a quick minute folks....I need another Ice Pick please. LOL

Slick, remember the tall one, chiseled features, just a touch of gray in his side burns to make him look distinguished?

Debbie, how could I forget? That was one of the most memorable experiences of my lifetime. Please, oh please, send him back.

Horses?? In 2001 I went on a 6-day cattle drive through BC. It was really hard work but the second best vacation I've ever had. My horse's name was Sierra and she was the best...so very patient with a city-slicker on her back. But oh....that first night found me in the medic tent.....my tailbone was rubbed raw from the saddle. A few beer in the the Beer Tent though and the pain was all gone.

Ooops, gotta go. I hate when work interferes with Thursday's....I have have to retire so I can cyber-drink all day.

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by RICHARD
Poor Sandra. I know that feeling...six months was enough for me....I cannot imagine a week.

Mario is with me.....His pulling reports out of the printer!!!

Warm Blonde. DONE!

Laurie, LOLOLOLOL
good one!

Slick,
Ice Pick, DONE!

Catland,

I'm here to help!!!!

David,

How's about a warm Blonde?

DONE!

Jada....

Welcome to the Bar!



Zip,

A Large Warm Blonde Horse???
DONE?

Uh, RICHARD, I already have a warm blonde, Donna!

[wolflady]

Slick, that is so neat! I always thought that going on a cattle drive or some sort of ranch vacation would be so much fun! Kind of like City Slickers!
My sister fell off a horse and broke her wrist right before my wedding. She had to get pins. You would never be able to tell in my wedding pictures though! My photographer was pretty good about positioning her so her big cast wasn't showing. Even if it did, it wouldn't have mattered, because the color of it matched the bridesmaid's dresses: maroon! LOL

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Pit Chick
What about a mechanical bull? It has a stop button.

lolol,

John Travolta, I'm not.



Slick,

Ice pick, Done!

David,

Get all you can NOW!!

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Blondes 'to die out in 200 years'


Scientists believe the last blondes will be in Finland

The last natural blondes will die out within 200 years, scientists believe.
A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202.

Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland - the country with the highest proportion of blondes.

But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries.

The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene.

In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation.

Dyed rivals

The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals.

They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.

But Jonathan Rees, professor of dermatology at the University of Edinburgh said it was unlikely blondes would die out completely.

"Genes don't die out unless there is a disadvantage of having that gene or by chance. They don't disappear," he told BBC News Online.

"The only reason blondes would disappear is if having the gene was a disadvantage and I do not think that is the case.

"The frequency of blondes may drop but they won't disappear."


Anyone know any red head jokes????

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What are all these horses doing in here?

Weird, Weird weather here. It was 63 then dropped 20 degrees in one hour, then another 10. Rained most of the day and evening. Now we are under ice warnings for tonight. Well, DUH! Water when it freezes makes ICE!

Mario, come have a beer and keep me company for a bit.

[lbaker]

A bottle of Bubbly all around with a toast to Phread who is on his way back from West-by-doG-Virginny with Zip's Grandpa's rescued dog Bowser. Just got off the phone with him and wish a hardy HI-YO-SILVER to you Phred! Yippy Ty Oh Tieaye for our side!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by lbaker
A bottle of Bubbly all around with a toast to Phread who is on his way back from West-by-doG-Virginny with Zip's Grandpa's rescued dog Bowser. Just got off the phone with him and wish a hardy HI-YO-SILVER to you Phred! Yippy Ty Oh Tieaye for our side!

Great news indeed!
Did they say that the cat has a home now? I wasn't real clear on that one! I sure hope so!

I wonder if Cinder & Smoke and Katt will have a new brother?

[slick]

I guess everyone on the East Coast has gone to bed so I'd better be quiet!!!! Think I'll sneak behind the bar and get myself a BM to go.....after all, this is my 8,000th post.....hee hee.

Look at Richard....he's at 6998...two more for him and he's another milestone!!

[Corinna]

Slick can you grab a diet soda from back there for me? I'll sit by the fire with you and wait for the haz-mat guy. we got 6" of snow today. Iguess i'm stuck at home again tommorrow still no car.