Sounds good, RICHARD. I have the perfect Mrs. Claus!
assisted living guy
Sounds good, RICHARD. I have the perfect Mrs. Claus!
Tyson's mom
UMMMM let me guess who would that be?
I'm Canadian......eh?
Well, I've layed around long enough. Seldom has this place bin this quiet.
Bartender...any chance of getting a cold one while I clean up after them camels....and why does this turban keep falling off my head. How do they get them to stay on??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
(505) 503 4455
Yes and bobby pins!!!Originally posted by slick
Well, I've layed around long enough. Seldom has this place bin this quiet.
Bartender...any chance of getting a cold one while I clean up after them camels....and why does this turban keep falling off my head. How do they get them to stay on??
DONE!
I think everyone is Christmas-ing
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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I'm Canadian......eh?
Originally posted by RICHARD
bobby pins!!!
OK, I'm getting punchy now....sorry....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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Axel's pipes are working just fine, I hear him in the background every time I call Mom to see how they're doing.
Has anyone volunteered to be the grinch yet? If we already have a Grinch I volunteer to be Scrooge.
Being that I'm not going anywhere near the DOTG (sounds too much like the grog from our hail and farewell parties in Germany),
I'll take a bailey's please, bartender.
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Ah, it is so seldom that I am able to drop by the bar lately, because I have bin so busy. I certainly wish I could just lay around on the couch for a while.
Here Slick, I will help you with the camel dung.........better be careful, you never know what else might be out there.
Richard, whatever it is the gang is drinking today - let me have a double.
assisted living guy
RICHARD, could I have a DOTD and a seat AWAY from the fire? I think this stuff could loosen my scalp!! LOL LOL!
Tyson's mom
Hey lets put that camel stuff out side and start a compost pile for a garden next year . Fresh veggies for all the food we seem to eat here.
Hey Slick is all the renovations done at your place?
I'm going to enjoy the quiet tommorrow our town hosts a basketball tournament boys and girls from several schools
its going to be nuts around in my neighborhood . (close to both grade,middle,and high schools) (using all 3 gyms)
Tyson's mom
Hey when does this show hit the stage. These pointy shoes are killing my feet..
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Mario won't give me my turban back.
I'm just your imagination
MOFF enters wearing her elf suit and sprinkling sparkling elf dust around. She sings:
Jolly Old St. Nickolas,
Lean your ear my way.
Don't you tell a single soul,
What I'm going to say!
Christmas eve is coming soon,
Now you dear old man.
Whisper what you'll bring to us.
Tell us if you can!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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One of the three wise guys joins in (with thanks to Walt Kelly)
Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla walla wash, and Kalamazoo
Nora's freezing on the trolley
Swallar dollar cauliflower alli-ga-roo
I'm Canadian......eh?
Seldom does he steal things. He's bin busy but I think he layed it over there.....Originally posted by gini
Mario won't give me my turban back.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
(505) 503 4455
Oh my!!!!Originally posted by Lady's Human
Axel's pipes are working just fine, I hear him in the background every time I call Mom to see how they're doing.
Has anyone volunteered to be the grinch yet? If we already have a Grinch I volunteer to be Scrooge.
Being that I'm not going anywhere near the DOTG (sounds too much like the grog from our hail and farewell parties in Germany),
I'll take a bailey's please, bartender.
I just hope he has 'regular' singing hours! NO LATE NIGHT SERENADES!!
As for your part, you'll have to check with the talent scout....I just tend bar here!
Bailey's...DONE!
Gini..
DOTD...DONE!
David..
Loosen your scalp?? Try turning you into a fireball, should you cough a mouthful into the flames....that's all we need!
Corrina,
Try living next to the Lancaster Strawberry festival....
Helicopter rides Friday, Saturday and Sunday...10 until 6
Just across the street!!!
Corrina...
Take them off for a minute....God knows when THIS pageant will get moving......
MOFF
Bravo!!!!!
Hey, Maybe we can hook you up with that wire....you know, the one that Cathy Rigby used in Peter Pan!!!
I am sorry I missed your order from yesterday!
Forgive me??
DONE!
Slick.
Hi and I'm leaving that line alone!!!
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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