Mario! You scurvy little poop maker - get back here with that donkey!
Oh, Richard, didn't you bring the portable bar??? Please ....please ????
Mario! You scurvy little poop maker - get back here with that donkey!
Oh, Richard, didn't you bring the portable bar??? Please ....please ????
LOL!!!Originally posted by gini
Mario! You scurvy little poop maker - get back here with that donkey!
Oh, Richard, didn't you bring the portable bar??? Please ....please ????
Ow, now my sides hurt!
(why does the scene from Cat Balou with Lee Marvin, drunk, weaving in the saddle, with the horse spinning in circles, keep coming to mind?)![]()
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I don't know which is worse my sides hurting from laughter or tremebering my last horse experance. Glad i'm staying at the bar.
I'm glad you're minding the home front Corrina - there's going to be some sore backsides when this day is over.
Are we going to stay long enough for the sunset?
Gini - I haven's seen Richard or his portable bar for a while but sneak over here and I can treat you to what I have in my "water" bottle.![]()
Mario has been very good to his donkey all day. I'm sure that Tray wouldn't mind one more member of the household.
Now if we can just get Remus to stop throwing the rocks.![]()
These are not the droids you were looking for
**clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp**
HEEELLLPPP !!!!!!
THIS DONKEY WON'T STOP!!!! WHOA!! WHOA!!!! NOT SO FAST!!!!!!
**pulls hard on reins**
STOP.....YOU STUPID DONKEY!!!
LOOK OUT BELOW.......
RUN FOR COVER EVERYONE..........
**runs right through the campsite**
HOW DO I MAKE HIM STOP????
**turns around and runs right into Gini**
**falls off donkey and right on top of Gini**
OMG Gini, are you alright?? I'm so sorry. Here, let me help you up!
My gosh you guys saddled up and left in a hurry so I had to follow Mario's poop trail to find you. Oh, my butt hurts so bad from all that bouncing. Oh dear Gini, your chaps are ripped.
Last edited by slick; 09-16-2004 at 05:07 PM.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Hey, at least your donkey is moving! I've had to fight with mine the whole trip. But, it has been fun. Are we staying for the sunset? I think that would be nice. Where is Richard and the portable bar? We could all use a drink.
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I miss you
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
Connie, a parrot AND a donkey?! Is Mario trying to start his own ZOO?!Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Shucks, they are all probably just jealous that they don't have so much fun at work!
Oh, Oh, Mario wants to take his donkey home with him!![]()
Why, Slick, how nice of you to DROP in!!!
What a bunch we are! Richard plans this really nice field trip and all we can do is bump into each other.
However, I swear, it would have been easier to carry that donkey down the canyon! I realized later that Mario was tickling my donkey's rump which made him act so crazy.
Well he must have been taking lessons from watching Richard scratch Rusty's rump.Originally posted by gini
I realized later that Mario was tickling my donkey's rump which made him act so crazy![]()
Psssssttt, guess what? In my backpack I have some Uncle Jose and some mix. Hee Hee Hee Sorry no ice though. Any takers on a slushy to ease those sore aching muscles??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Gini, how come when everyone gets off of their donkey, they start walking like me?? BTW, are you and Slick all right? You two had quite a tumble!!
If he is, I hope he doesn't hear about Chuckie, the 1200 pound gator that got loose from a zoo when Ivan went through. He was last seen swimming in what used to be the zoo's parking lot before it flooded. I can't remember if it was in Alabama or Florida.Originally posted by david p
Connie, a parrot AND a donkey?! Is Mario trying to start his own ZOO?!![]()
Slick good to see you!
Ok, everyone time to get up. You have to go back UP the trail today, you know!![]()
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Yipppeeee Tai Aiy partners and Aye aye captain. Well me harties, shall we mount up the critters and head three sheets to the wind up the trailboy oh boy is that hot tub going to feel good Cowboy coffee and Grog, how's THAT for a combo meal
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ow- - I'm so sore I can hardly move. Such a headache too - Slick's friend Jose and I had wayyy too much fun last night.![]()
C'mon everyone - up and at'em - rise and shine (that's what my mom would always say - <groan>). Anyone see Mario?
These are not the droids you were looking for
We have to move already? My rump is just getting some feeling back in it. Am I going to be sore tomorrow! Where is Mario? Maybe he can get my donkey moving. Anyone know how to motivate a donkey?
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I miss you
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
[/SIZE]
How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
Oh God, I can't move either. I'm staying right here tucked away in my sleeping bag.
God, look at Laurie....how can anyone be so "perky" in the morning.....![]()
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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