Thursday #35- Out with the old!!!

[babolaypo65]

Originally posted by slick
Babs: here's a special blanket that my Mom gave me last Christmas. See the cats on it??? How typical

HBR coming up. DONE!! Warning: it may not be as good as Richard's......

thanks! and im sure the rum will be JUSt as good as you know who's....

[slick]

Well, I think I'll go and put on the chicken wings now. After all, it's NYE and we need to have some munchies.

3 types: BBQ, Honey Garlic, and Spicy. Take your pick. They will be done in about 20 min.

Just relax Babs......let the rum do it's thing Just don't fall asleep under the pool table. You might not be found until morning.

[babolaypo65]

got bleu cheese dressing for those wings? yum!
never fear, i wont be moving from this chair near the fire. no possibility of pool table sleeping here.

[trayi52]

I just looked at the tv, the Iron chef is cooking a chicken with its head and its feet, oh bad! Switch the channel!

Give me a Hot Butttered Rum! Quick!

[slick]

Tray: HBR DONE!!

I don't eat anything that's looking back at me!!!! EEWWWWW!!!

[amoore]

Babolaypo I'm so glad you have Diana , could you play "Peel me a Grape"

I wish they would bring back the drive-in movies.

Mahayana is sitting over there waiting to hear Diana Krall sing "How Deep is the Ocean."

Hi Slick! It is cool, all of us being together on New Years Eve!

Tray, I see you have Grover here.

[trayi52]

Nooo I don't want anything that still has its head or its feet, yuk!

Time for a Joke!!


It's Time For All The New Year's Eve Parties...
and a good time to remind everyone of
The Five Stages Of Drunkenness


Stage 1 - SMART- This is when you suddenly become an expert on
every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything
and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this
stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are
talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting
argument when both parties are SMART.


Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING- This is when you realize that you are the
BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you.
You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and
really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART,
so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.


Stage 3 - RICH- This is when you suddenly become the richest
person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an armoured truck full of money parked
behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because
of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your
bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH.
You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because
now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.


Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF- You are now ready to pick fights with
anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting
or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can
also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge
to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle
because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're
BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!


Stage 5 - INVISIBLE- This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At
this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU.
You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the
rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to
the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street
singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you
and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

[slick]

Originally posted by amoore
Hi Slick! It is cool, all of us being to gether on New Years Eve!

Yeah, do we have a life or what!!!!

[babolaypo65]

Originally posted by amoore
Babolaypo I'm so glad, you have Diana , could you play "Peel me a grape"

Tray, I see you have Grover here.

LOL. i JUST did. seriously!!! it's my all time favorite of hers! "polar bear rug me" my favorite line!

[slick]

Tray: LOL I've been at all 5 stages!!!!

Babs: Polar Bear Rug??? Sorry, you'll have to go to a specialty store for that. We don't kill animals in this bar.

Mahayana: don't just sit there...get up and shake your bootie!!!!

Ouch....was that Grover crawling up my leg???

OK, chicken wings are ready. Dig in folks. Here's the bleu cheese dressing along with some garlic/honey dip.

[babolaypo65]

Originally posted by slick

Babs: Polar Bear Rug??? Sorry, you'll have to go to a specialty store for that. We don't kill animals in this bar.

okay, okay, but MAN you gotta admit, these are som GREAT lyrics:

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
talk to me nice, talk to me nice,
you gotta wine me and dine me
don't try to fool me, bejewel me
either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
pop me a cork, french me a fry
crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla of bon-bons
chill me some wine, keep standing by
just entertain me, champagne me
show me you love me, kid glove me
best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
here's how to be an agreeable chap
love me and leave me in lyxury's lap
hop when I holler skip when I snap
when I say, "do it" jump to it
send out for scoch, call me a cab
cut me a rose make my tea with the petals
just hang around, pick up the tab
never out think me, just mink me
polar bear rug me, don't bug me
new Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

[amoore]

Babolapo, aren't those the coolest lyrics? The way Diana sings !I just love it.

I think Mahayana is peeling us all a grape.

[babolaypo65]

Originally posted by amoore
Babolapo, aren't those the coolest lyrics? The way Diana sings !I just love it.

I think Mahayana is peeling us all a grape.

cool lyrics sung in the sexist voice bar none.

[Corinna]

Hi guys IGuess what I don't have to do food duty at the neighbors they decided to be at the other daughters in another town. Ijust watch Ross the intern drop the ball on Jay Leno . My daughter used to date him(Ross) before he discovered his differnce. OH my God Tom Jones is on shaking his booty drool drool.
We are spoiled here we still have a drive in . It's just about the only time I get to go to the movies.
Where did you all hide Richard?
Still have 15 minutes till our midnight. Happy new year to you all.

[RICHARD]

look at all of you!

I decided to stop in......actually I am 30, 00 feet over the pacific
headed to the Bikini Atoll for NY's lunch.....

lol.....

It's 10:30 and bed is looking good!

Rule #12 for drummers:

When bed looks better than 'Party All Night' you need to wake up later in the day.


But I do have to say that one thing that tickles me to death is seeing you guys keeping the party moving.

Bleu cheese dressing..

I was thinking about a place that made Bleu Cheese Burgers.
It went out of business years ago but I remember the place for the eight years they took off my life because I ate that stuff....

I come to the bar and look.....it's BLEU CHEESE!!


LOLOLOLOL

Ahem, Light's please!!!!!!!!!!!


Your bartender is officailly toasted tonight.

It only took 35 weeks and a few egg nogs....



I hope that all you LURKERS out there that don't have the "bits"
to stop in, will in 2004. Your life is not complete until you join us for one session and a visit to the Lost and Found.



I dare you!



And I love you all.



Baby Bottom?

Wrap that sucker in a Pamper and load it up.

Those are the real heroes in life.

Moms all across the world.

They raise the sons who grow up and make life
complicated sometimes.....

But they ALWAYS stand by their kids.