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  1. #1
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    eddie you're clever
    i'll follow your advise
    regarding my meals

    Filou gets human
    food I get cat food but no
    hamburgers for us

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    dad gives me some ham
    i like the cheese on cheetos
    but i love Whiskas!

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    i run thru the house
    at night-cat on a mission
    to keep dad awake

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    i love warm clothes straight
    from the dryer- what is with
    all the dark colors?

    it seems all my white
    fur comes off and sticks to his
    clothes for tomorrow.

  3. #3
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    Snowing, cold outside
    Why do you open the door?
    No frozen paws here!

    I stare at wild birds
    From my cozy windowsill
    Could I catch them? Yes!

    I am far too smart
    To leave my warm spot just for
    Some scrawny sparrow

    I heard that sparrows
    Taste better in warm weather
    So why freeze my toes?

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    Karen that's great.
    This thread here is so much fun.
    The cats love it so.

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    frozen paws make me
    pause, I'd rather stay in bed
    all day long with you

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    humans are crazy
    they dress up to go outside
    to get wet and cold

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    why can't humans have
    xmas spirit all year long?
    all of us cats do!

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    why work for scrawny
    sparrows? mom will open a
    can of food for me!


    Wait a second! canned
    food? sparrows? i want the good
    food that Filou gets.

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    put my paws on the
    food- not on scrawny sparrows
    i'm killing mangoes

    cold snow has no food
    my dinner comes from foreign
    countries like my soul

    BTW: Filou only likes mangoes that come ripe from the countries where they are grown -we brought them from South East Asia or Mexico -sorry he's like that

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    filou has gourmet
    tastes-mango! salmon! all my
    food comes from a can.
    ----
    a cold sparrow snack
    doesn't have the same taste as
    some of dad's sandwich

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    Tigris' song

    i love both of you
    i push my head in his face
    and my butt in yours

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    cat rear maybe a
    sign of love but i prefer
    the end with whiskers

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    cat rear maybe a
    sign of love but i prefer
    the end with whiskers
    Cat jumps onto bed
    Head bumps, then a sign of love
    That "one-eyed salute"
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Mom, I lost my mouse!
    It is underneath the fridge,
    I did not hit it there.

    I don't want that mouse!
    That is not my favorite one!
    Get my favorite one.

    Mom, you look quite odd
    On your stomach on the floor
    Finding my toy mouse.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Soft kitty snoring
    thrums against my sleeping brain
    Cat paw in my eye!

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    Cat grass

    Mom bought me Cat Grass!
    Eating some helps my hair-balls,
    Mom does not like that.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Cat Haiku

    OMG did my girls contact you on that this is me all the time on the floor in front of the refrigerater.. Too funny
    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    Mom, I lost my mouse!
    It is underneath the fridge,
    I did not hit it there.

    I don't want that mouse!
    That is not my favorite one!
    Get my favorite one.

    Mom, you look quite odd
    On your stomach on the floor
    Finding my toy mouse.

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