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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    I have the dirtiest joke for that line......
    I expected no less. You know my email address toots.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sparks19 View Post
    They used all the TP to clean the place
    No tp in the stall I ran into. The other were filled..I checked.
    Was able to make a quick getaway into the next stall. P.O'd as he**.



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    It's bad enough to get a ton of junk mail and solicitations that have your name on the envelope, but why do they have to plaster your name on the pages of all the junk inside those envelopes? Not only do I have to shred the envelope, but now most everything inside too.

    They all must be in cahoots with the companies that make shredders. The more you have to shred - the quicker they will wear out!
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    How come the buffet at the Chinese restaurant has tacos?

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    How come the buffet at the Chinese restaurant has tacos?
    http://www.recipezaar.com/Chinese-Tacos-Low-Carb-112065

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    How come the best jarred Mole sauce (which is Mexican) my husband can find is at the Korean grocery?
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    How come your dog, after 2 hours of playing in your yard, goes for a walk on leash and has to poop in your neighbor's yard? Every time!

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    How come the best and most authentic salsa I've ever tasted is called Italian Rose?
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    How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"

    UGH!!!

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    So true that happens to me all the time here at work.. I will answer Century Sales this is Helene && every time the Cust will say is this Sales & is this Helene.. I am like UuMMppss..
    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom View Post
    How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"

    UGH!!!

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    How come when you use your debit card the charge will show up on your account before you can get your receipt from the cashier but it takes days for a deposit , even in cash, to show up. The same applies to credits on returned
    purchases.

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    Originally Posted by moosmom
    How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"
    i am probably guilty of asking "is this Bed, Bath & Beyond?" I have found that most receptionist answer so many calls that they spit out something like you describe about 'bed bath and beyond' but it comes out as one incoherent blob. It is rare that companies hire a receptionist that articulates a greeting. Most would not have to repeat what they say if they just slowed down and articulate. Men do not hear the womans voice the same way woman do. Slow it down some. I know it is being polite but stating your 'name and the how can I direct your call' may be to much to process especially if it all come at you like a blur.

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