Trick or Treat Thursday #340

[RICHARD]

I really yelled at them this time. Of course, they all made fun of me and asked if I wanted some candy. I told them no, I want some peace and quiet and next time it would be the cops who come over not me. Such morons!!!

Hopefully, they will get drunk enough to pass out soon.

MOFF,

Please be careful and don't let the goad you into doing anything like turning the hose on them in their front room?

I hope they stop soon..

DONE?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF,

Please be careful and don't let the goad you into doing anything like turning the hose on them in their front room?

I hope they stop soon..

DONE?

Lucky for them, I don't have a hose!!! I'm more apt to just stand outside and scream at them, entertaining the rest of the neighborhood! I never let myself get near anyone that I don't know who is drinking.

However, if my car still had a working battery, I'd sure be temped to honk that horn loud and long about 3 am. My car's not all that far from their house.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I need something strong today!

The neighbors started in again at 11 pm. They finally stopped at 2 or 1 if you set your clocks back then. It's bad enough that the owner of the house drinks until he passes out, I hate to think of the ones driving home. Can't call the police just because I THINK someone may possibly be driving under the influence.

Anyway, please put a shot of something strong in my rootbeer today.

[RICHARD]

Anyway, please put a shot of something strong in my rootbeer today.

I woke this morning at 3 to the same thing.

One rootbeer with a shot of Kahlua....
DONE!

[gini]

Goodness sakes - the Breakfast of Champions? Root Beer and Kahlua?

I guess you shouldn't knock it unless you have tried it!

MOFF, I hope things calm down in your neighborhood!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'm going to start saving my pennies. Maybe someday I can build a big stone wall between our houses. That will take care of two problems: their noise will bounce back at them and it will stop them from driving between the houses. They do that even though there is hardly room for a car to go between them. It's not even a drive way but that doesn't stop those goofs.

Of course, the guy who mows my yard might not be able to get between the house and the wall to mow should that wall ever be built.

Maybe I could just have my bed room soundproofed? Any ideas?

[RICHARD]

Goodness sakes - the Breakfast of Champions? Root Beer and Kahlua?

I guess you shouldn't knock it unless you have tried it!

MOFF, I hope things calm down in your neighborhood!

You throw a scoop of french vanilla in...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, BABY!

MOFF,

I hope THAT problem sets solved.

Last night, during Mexican Karaoke-this guy can sing but man, It get's old fast when he's a note behind and slurring- they began with the effing sound effects. I guess what ever they use has some kind of WOOO-WOOOO-WOOO/space ship sound effect on it.

THAT was the big hit last night.

[lbaker]

Going back a few pages..... Slick, I think it was "Tecquila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" (Julie) - not wine - from RICHARDS Slushies. But then I had a few myself so I may be wrong HEY! I'm going to try to call you now IT Twister Sister

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Now we have the ever popular CAR STEREO blasting !!

What is this torture me weekend? I feel like just going out on the porch and screaming as loud as I can!!!

[RICHARD]

Now we have the ever popular CAR STEREO blasting !!

What is this torture me weekend? I feel like just going out on the porch and screaming as loud as I can!!!

I'd say come to California, but the same shiat happens here!

Oh lord, I was laughing so hard, I hurt myself.

LB,

Ah, the good old days!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'd say come to California, but the same shiat happens here!

Oh lord, I was laughing so hard, I hurt myself.

At least you didn't wet yourself!!! or did you?

[Miranda_Rae]

Alrighty, it has to be a joke?! Well I TOTALLY suck at jokes, but my fiancee told me this one which he made up so if its lame blame him .

A poodle walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Where've you been? The poodle Parlor?"

I'm really not going to explain that one cause i think its self explanitory.

I would really love a Pina Colada. Yumm!

[RICHARD]

At least you didn't wet yourself!!! or did you?

I don't THINK so!


M-R,

And a pet joke to boot!

One Pina colada!

DONE!

[DJFyrewolf36]

*sigh* I need a good stiff drink...my Seahawks looked like trash today

On the plus side, Oregon kicked the crud out of USC *sorry Richard...lol*

[RICHARD]

*sigh* I need a good stiff drink...my Seahawks looked like trash today

On the plus side, Oregon kicked the crud out of USC *sorry Richard...lol*

My Saturdays are school days so I don't get to see most of the games.

The USC game? I did catch it and that was a disaster.

And the Raiders still suck....Let's do some shots?

Nothing like washing the old cranium with alcohol to forget bad teams.


Did you hear that today there was Football, Baseball, Hockey and Basketball games today, I think someone reported that this was the first time in history that had happened.

Thank god somebody's team won!

DONE!