Thursday 155 let's have fun

[Lady's Human]

But that Bunny's DEADLY!

He's got 'uge gnashin teeth!


Richard....... Shot Over! down 50 ......Splash ! Fire for effect.

3 rounds right at ya!

This skit has been censored by her majesty's army. It is entirely too silly.

[Cataholic]

G'day All, and Happy Easter.
LH I think those artillery rounds might be a bit too explosive for me. Maybe some port & a nibble of some dark chocolate will do the trick.
Most childish thing I've done recently? The one that comes to mind was when we stopped into the bakery after late night shopping to get a large meat pie for dinner. There was only one left, so considering I was quite lucky, I gratefully purchased it. There was a lady behind me who happened to also ask for a large meat pie, and was sadly informed that they had run out. I don't know quite what happened next, but this childish urge just came over me, as I was leaving the store I looked back and said "Nah, nah na nah nah". Carole was mortified, but couldn't stop gigling when we got in the car.

I would not have been able to continue standing had I been with you when you did that. That might be the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!!!!

[zippy-kat]

'at rabbit's dynomite!


Bartender, bring us a shrubbery! And cut it with a herring! Ni!



“'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!'
'So?'”

[gini]

You blokes have gone right over the bloomin' edge.

[RedHedd]

“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Any Python fans out there?

Me! Me! I LOVE Monty Python!

[Oggyflute]

My favourite Python line.......
"Your all a bunch of individuals!"
(chorus) "Were all a bunch of individuals"
(small voice) "I'm not"
You gotta haggle.......I mean laugh...

[RICHARD]

Richard....... Shot Over! down 50 ......Splash ! Fire for effect.

3 rounds right at ya!

On target! Keep going...

LOLOLOLOLOL,

When ever I see a rabbit I think of that scene...

Gini, the word is DAFT!



And Oggy,
Keeping in the spirit of things that made me laugh?

I went to the mall.
I parked.

I looked at the "compact car only" spot next to me and said, "only an idiot would park there. It was entirely too tight....


I came out and say a VW beetle that left me about THAT much space to get in.....I left this note on the windshield....


"Thank you for parking so close to my car, making it impossible for me to get in.
I want you to know that I have a huge case of C----- Rot (it rhymes with Scotch) so now you have two Bugs. THANKS!"

Of course, sticking around would have been fun.....

[Oggyflute]

Richard, Well done!

[Killearn Kitties]

Oh no! Why do I feel that we are heading towards having a dead parrot in the bar? Are Mario, Possum, Lady and a hypoallergenic purring orange kitten not enough for you guys?!!

[Lady's Human]

We can't keep the parrot in here, He'd be pining for the Fjords!

[RICHARD]

We can't keep the parrot in here, He'd be pining for the Fjords!

Can't we just get him a Chevy?

[RedHedd]

Can't we just get him a Chevy?

ROTFLMAO

[Lady's Human]

NO CHEVIES ALLOWED!

After all, only little boys wear bow ties!

Speaking of the hypoallergenic purring kitten, Lady, you've got that guilty look on your face.....what did you do with him?

[Lady's Human]

Richard,

As prep for next week should we have Bailey's divert their entire production to the bar?

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

We can't keep the parrot in here, He'd be pining for the Fjords!

Ah yes, the Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage.