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  1. 09-27-2005, 08:35 AM #1
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    I've never heard that one Thats a good one
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    I can't help myself. My father in law just sent me this...
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    ROFL LMAO!!!
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    I have blonde hair, in one of my classes at school we have "Joke day Friday" and blonde jokes are always a big hit. It makes me so fricken upset when the teacher asks all us blondes if we will be offended by them...I know I'm not stupid and I don't ever *try* to be so they have no effect from me exept pure enjoyment.

    If blondes are so dumb why does everyone try to color their hair blond makes no sense to me but I do love having blond hair....okay..stop rambling now....

    Anyway...loved the jokes, I have never heard of a few of them so I will have to remember them for Friday

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    I love blonde jokes! (I'm blonde, BTW) I find most of them really funny.

    I think everyone (even non-blondes) have their "dumb blonde moments" once in a while!


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    Originally posted by chrissycat21
    I love blonde jokes! (I'm blonde, BTW) I find most of them really funny.

    I think everyone (even non-blondes) have their "dumb blonde moments" once in a while!
    Yup, I have dark brown hair and I definately have my moments and my husband too(he's got dark hair too).
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    : ANOTHER BLOND JOKE

    Two blond students are in the cafeteria and see a newspaper
    with this headline: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

    One student shakes her head at the sad news, turns to her
    friend and asks, "How many is a brazilian?"
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    Originally posted by beeniesmom
    : ANOTHER BLOND JOKE

    Two blond students are in the cafeteria and see a newspaper
    with this headline: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

    One student shakes her head at the sad news, turns to her
    friend and asks, "How many is a brazilian?"

    ROFLMAO That was a good one!!!
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    Originally posted by beeniesmom
    : ANOTHER BLOND JOKE

    Two blond students are in the cafeteria and see a newspaper
    with this headline: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

    One student shakes her head at the sad news, turns to her
    friend and asks, "How many is a brazilian?"
    LOL! Cute!!
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    Finally, I found this joke. I read Maxim magazine, and, I remembered there being a blonde joke one time that I just loved! So, I went online and found it in their archives. I think it's great...

    A blonde who’s having financial troubles decides to kidnap a child for ransom. She writes on a piece of paper: “I’ve kidnapped your son. Leave $10,000 behind the oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. The Blonde.” She walks over to the park, grabs a little boy, pins the note to his jacket, and tells him to run home.

    The next morning, the blonde goes back to the park, where she sees the boy standing behind the oak tree.

    “I’m supposed to give you this,” he says, handing her a brown bag. As she counts the money, she notices a new note pinned to his jacket: “For the record, I can’t believe that one blonde would do this to another.”
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    Here's another I just found on www.maximonline.com...

    Tired of relentlessly being called dumb, a blonde decided to color her hair.

    After leaving the salon a brunette, she jumped into her convertible and went for a drive through the countryside.

    While driving, she saw a shepard with a flock of sheep. She pulled over and bet the shepard that she could guess how many sheep he had in his flock. If she guessed correct, she could keep one. Knowing there was no way she could guess, the shepard agreed.

    “Two hundred eighty-seven,” the blonde guessed.

    “I’ll be damned! That’s exactly how many sheep I have in my flock,” replied the shepard. “A bet’s a bet, so pick out your sheep.”

    After much deliberation, the blonde found the most energetic and happy sheep, picked him up and put him in her car.

    Just then, the shepard said, “Now wait a minute. You got your bet, now it’s my turn. If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
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    I love both of those i read those 2 on http://ahajokes.com
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