The Death Test

[joycenalex]

well september 2035 at 79 of a heart attack. hmmm i'm planning on retiring at 67 1/2, so should i only plan my 401k for 13 years..

[kimlovescats]

June 2046, age 82 of Cancer
I have lived 49% of my life

[star of light]

i have only 9 more days to live
lmao yeah right

[caseysmom]

i have only 9 more days to live
lmao yeah right

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

[buttercup132]

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

CREEPY!!!!!!! How scary. Maybe (hopefully) thats just a fluke.


September 2068
age 81
cancer
You have 22633.3 days left on this earth
Youve already lived 24% of your life.

[BC_MoM]

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

That's freaky! lol

[Crazy-Cat-Lover]

Apparently I will die in May 2069 at the age of 84!

You have 22889.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.

[cyber-sibes]

Hmmmm, says I'll live till 74 & die of cancer. It's 78% over for me. Was just at the cemetery yesterday - my dad died at 59, my mom died at 71, so I guess I'll be around longer than they were. But I wanted to die before 70 because my life ins. payoff drops radically when I hit 70! I won't have anything to leave to my kids! Guess I should open a savings account...

[Karen]

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

Last post, yes, but her last Log-in was more than 6 months later. She was pulling our collective leg.

[caseysmom]

Last post, yes, but her last Log-in was more than 6 months later. She was pulling our collective leg.

Oh hehe thats good I never saw that.

[cmayer31]

Not that I belive this, but had to check.

According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2064
at age 83

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 82.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21058.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 30% of your life.

[Pit Chick]

Looks like I'll be checking out at the ripe ol' age of 80 in April 2062 from a heart attack. Guess I better start eating some Cheerios.

[RICHARD]

I live 100% of my life every day.

I'll die when I'm 95, in bed with a beautiful blonde, 30 years old, while sipping on a bloody mary.


Thank god I won't be alive to see the cigar burn a hole in my Egyptian cotton sheets!!!

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
I'll die when I'm 95, in bed with a beautiful blonde, 30 years old, while sipping on a bloody mary.

Do Golden Retrievers live that long (30 years)?

[RICHARD]

You don't have to remind me that men are dogs.....I know that..