Isnt' it Thursday yet?

[catland]

ACK - Richard - I didn't see you behind the bar there. Now everyone has two drinks.

enjoy.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Just popped in while we are between storms to snag a slice (or two) of pizza! YUMMY! Onion rings on pizza! I think you may have something.

Nuts, it's thundering again. Got to go! Here's a jar of cherries for Mario!

[Pit Chick]

I had two drinks until Mario stuck his tail in my CB. I let him finish it.

Let me get a Blue Hawiin this time.

[slick]

Originally posted by catland
Now everyone has two drinks.

....and there's supposed to be a problem with that??? You don't see me complaining......
A thought.....if I combine cells within a spreadsheet does that mean it will grow into a new baby spreadsheet???

[wolflady]

*meekly raises hand*

I'm here too!! That's ok...I'm used to it
Actually, since I didn't get my first order and it's now the afternoon, a WB would be good.

Pizza sounds absolutely delish...and at Thursday's I can eat as much as I want and not gain a pound! (it's definitely better than this slim fast crap that I'm drinking...ugh). Heck, I even look better too at Thursdays! LOL Perhaps it's because everyone is drinking though... LOL

[gini]

That's alright, Karen, I didn't get my drink either..........

Now, I want two..........

[Jadapit]

Heres my joke. It's not that good but hey it's a joke.

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

I would love a warm blonde it goes along with my joke.

[slick]

Here Gini...you can have my second one as long as you don't mind an Ice Pick....

**waves** Hi Karen....so you made Bailey's at Christmas! Welcome to my world. Only 6 months to go before you're sipping some in Gini's back yard...assuming it will dry up by then.

[RICHARD]

Thanks for sharing Slick!!

Jada,

LOL.....I wish I could travel that fast...

Warm Blonde.....DONE!

Wolflady,

Sorry, I only went back so far and started to see repeat posts....


Two drinks for you...DONE!

PC,
Blue Hawaiian.......There's an Elvis joke in there someplace!
DONE!

Thanks for the Cherries MOFF...

[gini]

Aw, Slick, thank you!

[wolflady]

Originally posted by slick
Here Gini...you can have my second one as long as you don't mind an Ice Pick....

**waves** Hi Karen....so you made Bailey's at Christmas! Welcome to my world. Only 6 months to go before you're sipping some in Gini's back yard...assuming it will dry up by then.

Looking forward to it! Hmmm...hopefully Gini's backyard will be dry by then. I bet Mr. Fish is having a great time with all of this water!

Since we have been throwing around the idea of a horseback ride over the BBQ weekend, I thought I would supply this blonde joke to go with my WB...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is bopped against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...

The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

(this situation is actually pretty similar to one my husband had...and it was a real horse! Hence the reason he's not so fond of them...)

[Pit Chick]

I've had a similar situation also, with a real horse. The horse went into water and then didn't want to keep going, so as I was getting off to lead it out ......... that's about all I remember. I found out later that the horse had a bad experience with water once. It's not as much fun riding a horse upside down


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine?

[Corinna]

Here is a pan of fresh baked brownies (plain no additives ) and a big pan of hot chocolate. got keep warm some how.
Don't m mind me Ive got cabin fever. 2 1/2 weeks no car and 2 1/2 ft of snow. not walking any where next few days expecting 35 mph winds. Thank dog I got a ton of books from the library today. I guess I'll get alot of spinning and sewing done too. so I' ll be checking in a lot.

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by catland
DOH - sorry about that. In honor of the crappy weather, my two DOTD choices were either

Ice Pick
1 1/4 oz. Vodka, Iced Tea
Pour over ice in a Collins or Tall glass, Garnish with lemon wedge

or,

Warm Blonde
Equal parts of; Southern Comfort & Amaretto
Layer in a pony or shot glass.

T&P - on WB for you.
David, which one would you like?

An ice pick for me, catland because according to the weather for Pittsburgh tomorrow I could probably use a real one!!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by wolflady
Looking forward to it! Hmmm...hopefully Gini's backyard will be dry by then. I bet Mr. Fish is having a great time with all of this water!

Since we have been throwing around the idea of a horseback ride over the BBQ weekend, I thought I would supply this blonde joke to go with my WB...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is bopped against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...

The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

(this situation is actually pretty similar to one my husband had...and it was a real horse! Hence the reason he's not so fond of them...)

I had a similar experience! In Pittsburgh there is an amusement park called Kennywood. When I was real young they had pony rides there. I was sitting on the pony and the attendant slapped the pony's behind to get it going. Well it went and I could feel the saddle slip! I tried to stay on, but I fell to the side and hit my chin against the guardrail! My mom was really mad at the attendant. To this day I still have a scar on my chin (now hidden by my beard).