Cat Christmas Carol

[AmberLee]

Jingle bells, collar bells,
It's biiiiiisy time for a kitty.
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring.
As a cat scurries along.

See cats scamper, see bows flutter,
See the tree bow and sway
as the cats creep about
seeking treasures

Hear a rustle and a ripping...
Puss cat hovers, muscles tighten and
Sprrriiiiing!
Thru the air comes the feline of Christmas!

Soon it will be Christmas Day!!!

[I can't wait.]

Yes, this needs lots of work...

[zippy-kat]

MEOW-lay-lou-ya!
MEOW-lay-lou-ya!
Meow-lay-lou-ya, Meow-lay-lou-ya, Meow-lay-louuuuyyyaaa!

(Variations on the same theme)

YOWL-lay-lou-ya!
YOWL-lay-lou-ya!
Yowl-lay-lou-ya, Yowl-lay-lou-ya, Yeow-lay-louuuuuyyyyaaa!


Or how about:

Jingle bells,
My fur smells-
And I just got a bath!
To the tree,
Watch me pee!
Then sit in the corner and laugh!

Oh Jingle bells,
My fur smells-
Momma's really mad!
But I'll teach her,
I'll never purr
(Until I'm on her lap!)

[tuxluvr]

Zippy, thanks for the good belly laugh this morning...too too funny!

[cr7clark]

And speaking of Cat Christmas Carols, here are a few of my favorites..........(courtesy of Gale Thomas-Goodman, Vagary Mews Manx)

UP ON THE MOUSETOP

HAVE YOURSELF A FURRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

CATNIP MOUSIES BY AN OPEN FIRE

JOY TO THE CURLED

I SAW MOMMY HISS AT SANTA CLAWS

O, HOWLY NIGHT

THE FIRST MEOW

I'LL BE SPAYED FOR CHRISTMAS

OH, COME, ALL YE FISHFUL (ADESTE FELIDAE)

GOD REST YE, HAIRY GENTLEMEN

SILENT MICE

WE THREE TOMS

FLUFFY THE SNOWMAN

JINGLE BALLS

WRECK THE HALLS!

>^,,^<

[gini]

Excuse me, but will you paaaleeze tell me how I can go to Church for Christmas and keep a straight face while they sing......

HALLELUJA CHORUS???

MEOW LE LU YA INDEED!!!

[zippy-kat]

[cr7clark]

Gini, I'll have a tough time singing in church as well!!
This is a really funny thread, with lots of good stuff on it.

[tuxluvr]

Bosmom...too funny! The one about fish...

made me think of (not cat related, necessarily) but

If carpe diem is "sieze the day"
and tempis fugit is "time flies"

Would carpe fugit be "sieze the fly"
Would carpe carp be "sieze the fish"???

[thelmalu99]

You're all so creative and talented!!!
LOL, these should be published!
Elvis and Danny give their paw-seal of approval.