Thursdays 62 - Can't we all just get along?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lizzielou742
Hey, I have never been to this Thursday thing before...is anyone allowed to join the party? I need a drink!!

Of course you are welcome.

There is a price for joining the club...you have to bring a clean joke for us-that's the price for your first drink..

p.s. good luck and wait until you almost fall into the bowl because someone left the seat up....

David,

Loaded Bull....DONE!

Snappy,
I second....DONE!


DDM,
I drank an RB once and almost crawled out of my skin..I don't drink coffee so....


NM,
A brave bull.....no illness....DONE!

Laurie,

If you like I'll set up a limbo bar..

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, ''Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.''

Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied, ''Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.''

''That, too, is horrible,'' said the gate keeper. Then he asked the third man the same question.

His reply was, ''OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...''

[lbaker]

Great idea Richard, you set up the Limbo Bar, I can trip and break my arm just so people will recognise me at the airport AbbyGirl! That's great! Love the joke

[zippy-kat]

Richard-
You don't drink coffee?


mmmmmmm starbucks!!!

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by lbaker
Great idea Richard, you set up the Limbo Bar, I can trip and break my arm just so people will recognise me at the airport

It's ok... I'm a little afeared that I'll see a "ZIPPY-KAT" sign waiting for me at the airport.

[catland]

lol - great joke abbygirl.

Richard - I'd love a brave bull.

Hey, are there any munchies around here today? Its almost lunch time in my neck of the woods.

[davidpizzica]

Welcome to Thursdays, Kelly!! Only one little rule to follow, leave problems, attitutes at the door! Just relax and HAVE FUN!! Mario will take your order.

[lizzielou742]

OK Richard, here's a joke for my cover charge:



How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Afghan: Light bulb! What light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.

Italian Greyhound: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

Poodle: Sorry, just had my nails done.

Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Malamute: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.

Springer: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Bernese Mountain Dog: No, don’t change it – if it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch.

Australian Cattle Dog: Zero! Cattle Dogs aren't afraid of the dark!

Irish Wolfhound: Well of course I could reach it… but I'd have to get up!!

[lbaker]

[trayi52]

Hey, I want to show you a picture of Mario and my husband. My husband has some Blueberry bushes, and anyway, Mario has discovoered that he loves Blueberrys.

Oh, by the way, I want a regular beer, and make it nice and cold. Give Mario a beer, he has been such a good boy this morning!

But anyway, take a look at Mario, and my husband Jimmy.

[gini]

Willie! Just look how sweet he is! Blueberries - who would have thunk it?

[Uabassoon]

I want to give Mario some blueberries!

[lbaker]

Crank up the old jukebox... first song: Fats Domino sings...
I FOUND MARIO'S THRILL
ON BLUEBERRY HILL

Blueberry kisses all around.....while we hold hands in a circle and sing to Mario, our hero

[dukedogsmom]

My mom made this dessert the other night. It's got fresh blueberries, sour cream and powdered sugar in it. Mix it all up and freeze it. Then slice into servings. Was pretty tasty.

[lizzielou742]

Mario!! How cute