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    Originally posted by lbaker
    Watch out though... should something strike you funny and you start laughing so hard it comes out your nose the bartender is likely to cut you off At least that's what I hear
    You guuuuysss!!! I'm sooo jealous! It sounds like you just had such a great time! I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard I spewed from the nose.

    I'll take another margarita. It's another one of "those" days. Retirement, take me away!!!
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    GP...

    Coffee!

    DONE!

    T&P,

    Trust me! You'd remember spewing.....especially thru the nose!!

    Double Margie.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I honestly don't remember Laurie spewing out her nose.....

    unless....

    that's when I was sticking a prawn in my ear

    Laurie: did you speak with Gini last night??? I'm really getting worried
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Slicks margarita's vs Richards Slushies. OH BOY, in July we can have the great American SlushOff! Or would that be MargOff? I volunteer to be a judge I'm bringing out a tray of scallops wrapped in bacon and fresh from the grill in a few minutes. Still working on stuff I brought back from the Annual Meeting. GUESS WHAT WE HAD IN THE NEXT AISLE OVER IN THE EXHIBIT HALL? Three live cloned mules They were from the Univ. Idaho and were all under a year old. They were sooo neat. I am not making this up. Slick saw them too. And no, we hadn't met for morning BM's before getting to the show My Mario clone wanted a mule ride and I had to bribe him with beer so he wouldn't pout and cause a scene Slick, take that prawn out of your ear again

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    I am glad to see that I am not the only person out there who is having one of "those days". It feels like I am in a Ground Hog rerun and every day is a Wednesday

    I think that I definitely need a margartia (or maybe even two)

    dukedogsmom, you will be happy to know that they have removed that auction from ebay.

    I think that we should all have a drink in rememberance of Binx, Smokey, and Rough Neck who are now watching over us...

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    As long as you weren't sticking a pram in your ear.


    ETS,

    Two, one for each hand......
    Join the club!


    DONE!

    Laurie,

    There are some mules jokes that I am gonna pass on...
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    Those mules were really cute and they looked quite fluffy to me. There were 3 of them and when I asked about them, the host started going on and on about DNA and using all this scientific talk; my eyes just glazed over. Sadly no one was allowed to pet them.

    Lunchtime here. I think I'll just make myself another BM - just a single this time. I've got a long afternoon ahead of me.

    Bring on the mule jokes
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
    which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

    This made him what?

    Oh man, this is good.......
    You'll love this...

    A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

    OK, I'm still suffering from jet lag and think I'll go home. No, no.. no need for applause

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    GROAN!!!!!!! Good thing you didn't tell that one at dinner; I would have spit my scallops all over the place.

    Us? Represent Pet Talk?
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    OMG, Laurie!!! All I can say is THANKS! I needed that! LOL ROTFLMAO!
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    Sorry I'm so late to the party. Got any more of that shrimp on the Barbie? or am I in the wrong thread.

    Think I'll try one of those nekkid beers.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Originally posted by catland
    Think I'll try one of those nekkid beers.
    Mmm....we haven't had those for awhile because we ran out and Terry hasn't made it up to WI to replenish our stock lately.

    But since this is a cyber bar, and they never run out of anything....

    Richard, Slick, whoever's bartending, can we have a couple of nekid beers hear please?
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    Just what jobs do you two have that you are allowed to see the cloning results? Or was that before or after the bar?
    I can't beleive you told that gandhi joke (groan) Sounds like Seattle wasn't safe after all.

    Guess I 'll do the honors 2 nekid beers.

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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

    Richard, Slick, whoever's bartending, can we have a couple of nekid beers hear please?
    two nekkid cold ones....I'd give you a six pack but you wouldn't post until tomorrow

    Thank you Corrina!!
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    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Sorry Richard, I'm a little behind today....

    **snicker** "little behind??" **snicker, snort**

    I'll try to keep up, but I thought you said we all had to help ourselves today

    LOL Corinna, that was before the bar.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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