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  1. 12-18-2003, 03:42 PM #1
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    1:45pm here on the West Coast and I just finished my Mac & Cheese for lunch and finally had a chance to read this thread from the beginning.

    Tonya: I only graduated high school but did not do any college or university so I admit to not knowing what 4.0 means but judging from everyone's reactions, I understand that it's a good thing. Congrats!!

    Laurie: sorry things have been rough for you. Work is not going well for me either, but at least my boss is away so I can play when I get the chance. Besides, I'm in IT. If my coworkers don't like it, then all of the sudden the email might go down....

    Gini: thanks for coming to get me. I need a push every now and then.

    MOFF: I think Santa was here this morning, but don't know where he is now. There is a lineup forming for him. Anyone what to be the photographer??

    2K: good luck on the job interview. Let us know how it goes.

    Nice to see everyone else here. Now can I please get another DOTD?? I've got my list ready for Santa, whenever he gets back.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

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  2. 12-18-2003, 03:52 PM #2
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    Slick - a DOTD for you. Done.

    now, a blonde joke:

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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    Logan - how fun, what ever it is, have a great time.



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    These are not the droids you were looking for
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  3. 12-18-2003, 03:54 PM #3
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    Hey Slick,

    I forgot to mention that I got your Christmas card. Hubba, Hubba

    One queston...How do you make a Painless???

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    * walks in with plunger on head* Catland do you really believe in Santa?

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
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  5. 12-18-2003, 03:56 PM #5
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    How do you drive a blonde crazy???
    Give her a box of M & M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order......


    (And yes, I'm blond.....with gray mixed in )
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.



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  6. 12-18-2003, 03:57 PM #6
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    Originally posted by moosmom
    Hey Slick,

    I forgot to mention that I got your Christmas card. Hubba, Hubba
    Good, I was hoping you wouldn't be offended....
    We "mature" women can dream, can't we??
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

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  7. 12-18-2003, 04:03 PM #7
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    ho ho ho ho!!!


    look who's here!!!!!

    It's SANTA.......


    ho ho ho ho!!

    Santa did a stupid thing last night.........

    He locked his keys in the truck.....He usually hides an Extra in the turn signal so he just need to find a phillips screwdriver
    and pop off the lense to get to the spare...He hit something on the freeway and broke the lens!!! So he kept the extra in the ashtray and his primary set of keys in the ignition.


    And locked the door.....But thank god santa keeps a spare in his office!! So I had to bum a sleigh ride there and back....Now I can relax....


    HO HO HO!!!

    Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????


    and please, no north pole jokes!!

    HO HO HO!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Originally posted by catland


    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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    LOL!!!!!



    Logan- Congrats on 1 year!!! Saturday is also an anniversary for us...3 years since we brought out Sadie-Baby home!


    Nice plunger Tray!

    Richard, I'm just going to shake my head, and walk away
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  9. 12-18-2003, 04:20 PM #9
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????


    and please, no north pole jokes!!

    HO HO HO!

    be afraid.... be very afraid.

    These are not the droids you were looking for
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  10. 12-18-2003, 04:27 PM #10
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????
    I'm not commenting on this otherwise I'll get kicked out.

    **hops on Santa's lap**

    Here's my list Santa. Oh Santa, can I pull your beard???

    You're much skinnier than the one I saw in the Mall
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
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  11. 12-18-2003, 04:28 PM #11
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    Originally posted by catland
    be afraid.... be very afraid.
    thanks alot, little miss voice of reason



    HO HO HO- anyone???
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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  12. 12-18-2003, 04:43 PM #12
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    ho ho ho ho!!!


    look who's here!!!!!

    It's SANTA.......


    ho ho ho ho!!

    Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????


    HO HO HO!
    NOT ME!
    I've been scared of Santa since I was a little kid. Santa and Nuns both scare the stuffing out of me. (I got scared of nuns when I was 4 and had my tonsils out. We have a catholic hospital. The nuns wore white. I had a tramatic time with the either and somehow thought the nuns were ghosts. Nothing personal... it just stuck with me. Nuns in any color but white are fine with me!)
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  13. 12-18-2003, 04:44 PM #13
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    LOL, thanks for the joke, Catland.

    *hops on Santa's lap*
    How about something really good to eat, with maybe something good to drink to go along with it?
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    now that I've sampled a pitcher of pointsettias and painlessesss, I have the courage to jump up on Santa's lap. (just please don't tell my husband about this).

    Santa - I'd like:

    A Malibu Barbie
    a plane ticket to Gini's next summer,
    world peace,
    and a new job.

    These are not the droids you were looking for
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  15. 12-18-2003, 05:30 PM #15
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    Originally posted by catland
    a plane ticket to Gini's next summer,
    Hmmmm, that's gives me food for thought.....if I drive down, I could make a pit stop at your place and pick you up........
    Last edited by slick; 12-18-2003 at 07:17 PM.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.



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