Thursday # 25 - Can't we all just get along??

[emily_the_spoiled]

It is just about lunch time here on the East Coast, so I definitely want an order of sushi for myself (salmon California rolls) and a couple of small ones for "the gang" ... yes they have tried sushi and they LOVE the raw fish

But it has been one of those weeks, after talking with the lawyers yesterday (sorry Cataholic) I definitely need at least one A-bomb, maybe two.

[lbaker]

I'm getting some change for the juke-box but NO KARAOKE requests, puleeeese! Nor do I want to hear requests for The Good Ship Lollypop That A-bomb is a keeper, wow.. good stuff. Good sushi Gini, thanks for going to all the trouble

[robinh]

Barkeep, another A-Bomb please! I'm thirsty. Who cares if I don't make sense this afternoon - certainly not me.

Do we have a barkeep right now?

I'm not much for raw fish, but the Yakitori and spring rolls sound wonderful.

As for music - no KARAOKE - please!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by robinh
Barkeep, another A-Bomb please! I'm thirsty. Who cares if I don't make sense this afternoon - certainly not me.

Do we have a barkeep right now?

I'm not much for raw fish, but the Yakitori and spring rolls sound wonderful.

As for music - no KARAOKE - please!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE....

we have our accreditation people coming in a week and a half so i am going to have to make this a "mass mixing", I am sorry I cannot give you each the personalized service that you are all used to....


A bombs, sushi, bloody marys and a pina colada...
Ice tea, lemonade and MUSIC!!!!

lol,

Isn't Gini the cutest little sushi maker you have ever seen????

Wait until she slips into her 'Geisha Girl' mode!!!!



DONE!+


see you all later!!!

I like karoake..




and Laurie.....it's only 10 a.m. and I am hungry....thanks!!

[catland]

Don't worry Richard, we'll sneak behind the bar and fix our own drinks since you are busy. But please leave the barternder's manual - I can't remember all of the drink combinations

Joke time:
You are one of *two* people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react?

Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi-engine aircraft under code red conditions.

Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.

Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings.

Economics: you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute.

Psychoanalysis: you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them of.

Republican: as you jump out with the parachute, you tell them to work hard and not expect handouts.

Democrat: you ask them for a dollar to buy scissors so you can cut the parachute into two equal pieces.

Libertarian: after reminding them of their constitutional right to have a parachute, you take it and jump out.

Sports Fan: you start betting on how long it will take to crash.

Association of Tobacco Growers: you explain very patiently that despite a number of remarkable coincidences, studies have shown no link whatsoever between airplane crashes and death.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

I'll take one of those A-bombs Richard! Sounds wonderful...except...I've got a final this evening and somehow I think I should save the A-bomb for after the final.

Oh, and in reference to another thread....I find sushi offensive. No really, I do! I think it's gross - eating raw fish, who ever heard of such a thing! 'Course I don't like fish even if it's cooked so my opinion might be a little biased. And even better yet, since I don't want any, that leaves that much more for you guys!

Speaking of lunch....

Oh, and I got these in an email and I've been saving them so here goes....hope no one is offended....

1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Could I have a cherry vanilla coke and a cheese pizza without offending anyone?

[Soledad]

*Snort*

[lbaker]

Some musicians from the 60's have re-released some of their old hits... at the risk of offending other oldster's for making fun - or youngster's for not knowing who in the [heck] these musicians even ARE, I'll start the juke-box with some of these:

Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

[slick]

OK, so I come back after a few days off work and here you all are "bombed" and stuffing yourselves with Japanese food!!!

WAIT FOR ME..........

I love love love sushi so I'll take anything. I'm saving my pennies up for the next CA PT meeting next July, so I'll definitely be there. Do you think we could all take a trip to that Sodai Rest when I'm down there???

No booze for me please. I'm officially on holidays this week, but had to come in for a meeting which takes place in a hour.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick


No booze for me please. I'm officially on holidays this week, but had to come in for a meeting which takes place in a hour.

LOL,


Holiday? what the heck is that?

we can go to todai next year!!!!


laurie,

here are some quarters....


T&P,

You can have your a-bomb later!!!

Did you have an aquarium when you were a kid???
THAT can kill the desire for fish when you get older!


soledad,

I like you more when you *snort* like that....

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD

soledad,

I like you more when you *snort* like that....

I'm glad I'm not the only one who snorts I've been told that I snort in my sleep, but I've never heard myself......

[lbaker]

Thanks for the quarters Richard, here's my next batch (3 for a $??)

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Bobby Darin - "Splish! , Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by slick
I'm glad I'm not the only one who snorts I've been told that I snort in my sleep, but I've never heard myself......

I bet you've experienced snorp-to-conciousness. A word which is best described by the visual - you are falling asleep in front of the TV, just starting to snore, when your subconciously hear yourself starting to snore and...well....snorp-to-conciousness. In other words you wake yourself up with one last snort which was really supposed to be a snore before it was so rudely interrupted.

Laurie. Those are great!

Richard, yes, we had an aquarium, but I actually think it has to do with the fact that my dad was an avid fisherman. I still to this day cannot put a worm on a hook, or touch a slimy fish to take it off the hook. And I've seen way too many of them cleaned....won't even go into details about that.....eeeewwww.



Can I just have a teensy taste of the A-Bomb to help my brain soak up all this school stuff I'm trying to cram into it?

Oh, and MOFF, I'm offended because <whine> that sounds way too good and I want some too.

[Randi]

Good grief!! John says I'm snoring too - only after a bottle of wine though!

Now I come think of it, I need a B52 with my coffee - no need for Charlie at this hour - and Fister would LOVE a large selection of sushi - if possible. If that's not available, some raw liver will do.

Lbaker, your new titles are hilarious!