Thursdays - Lucky Number 13

[RICHARD]

AH, that pesky weather....

what's the line????

everyone talks about it, but no one does anything about it?


DRINKS ARE UP.....

DONE!


hey are there any eggs left over from last weeks
talent show? let's see if we can fry a few on the sidewalk!!!

[catland]

Originally posted by Airedalekisses
it's hot here in old Indy, too-that's it I have become crazed from the heat!! hey I'll use any excuse I can get. Should we maybe gargle with liquid hand soap-ooo then we could blow bubbles and make the lounge look like the Lawrence Welk Show-ana 1 anna 2 everybody polka in honour of the newest double pillar!!

Uh - do you have a desginated driver to see you home? If not, I might have to tell Richard that you need to be cut off.

[slick]

Just ran across a website with true quotes....for a Thursday laugh....this is just a sampling...

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but t cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another"
--George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What a let down! We had thunder!!! We had lightening!!! We had 12 drops of rain!!!!!
The rain went to our south west. Oh, well. Tomorrow is another day. Fiddle-dee-dee!!!!!

[slick]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What a let down! We had thunder!!! We had lightening!!! We had 12 drops of rain!!!!!
The rain went to our south west. Oh, well. Tomorrow is another day. Fiddle-dee-dee!!!!!

And you've always got Tara!!!!

[babolaypo65]

ooh! been there done that! Emily the spoileds next five rounds are on me!

Originally posted by emily_the_spoiled
This has turned into a BAD afternoon, I just found out that I may have to re-do a large part of my dissertation analysis.

Richard please hit me again with a double this time!!!!

[Airedalekisses]

I'd give anything for a 20 inch waist-well not the corset-oh, no it's Victoria's secret time again keep that woman(if it is a woman-maybe that's her secret!)away from me! A waist is a terrible thing to mind! -whoa, Richard what did you put in those slushie things?
Oh, I also lost my thesis due to a computer glitch-good luck with the dissertation analysis-I don't know if I can help but if you need any-my degrees are basically all in art, soo.....

Loved the quotes Slick!!! well, I'm gonna go watch Jeopardy-Alex Trebec just gets me all hot and bothered!! Night night

[KYS]

posted by slick: "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina>>>>>>

I got a kick out of all of these, but the above had
me in stitches. Well miracles do happen!! lol
Talk about a pre-printed generated letter. GEESH!!!