What a PHUNN Day we all had!!!!
OMG! Dat wuz Sooo much Phunn. We kant wait till da next wun.
Hurrie UP, July 12th.
SmokeMutt here - wiffa BarkPark Tailz...
Dad thunk we learned how ta read - Soon as we passed da furst Park sine - we started doin *seat flipz* - bouncin round inna kar an *YAPPIN*. Then when we pulled inna lot an saw da Deb & Terry Welkome Wagin - we went KRAZIE! Summa da Guyz wuz already inna BarkPark Yard when we gotz der - said *Howdie* thru da fence. We wuz rite at home soon az we gotz in - ole Smoke dint have ennie *shakiez* this tyme. And den we met Mr Binx! Whatta Luv Pup! Nebbur herd dat Boy *Grrr* wun tyme! He wuz eben makin nice to Mr Angus.
Purdy soon allua Guyz started showin up. Few new facez - SIX - wiff Mistur Mike an Miz Molly!! Ebberbuddie jest bounced rite in an started havin a Gud Ole Tyme. Summa da "Localz" dropped in - an we made em feel like part a da Gang. Da purdy Boxer pup - "Jazz" - wuz a big hit - she kuld run like da wind!
Anna TREETZ - jest like affore - Pick a Hoomin an dey wuz offerin Treetz! Da Help-YurSelf Tabul wuz overflowin - Cinners an Kia, ann few udderz, did their uzual Help-YurSelf thing - standin onna tabul an pickin up a selekshun... 
Poor George - he missed a lotta da Treet Akshun - wunnit take a treet frum enniebuddie cept hiz own Dad!
We stopped at MickeyD's joint an grabbed a kuple Sausage Bisquits (wuzint sure iffin Mr Binx could do krunchies yet...) HE reallie like da sausage - but shared wiff allua us.
An we gotta do sumpin bout Tubby & Peanutz Mom & Dad beein *Dawgless*! Whudda waste uvva Gud dawggie Mom & Dad!

Miz Debbie had more Dawggie Treets than enniebuddie! An dat Rollin Dawg Howze/Palace - whudda NEET Place fur a Dawg ta kall Home! We all gotta werk on Tubby & Peanut ta find a Dawg ta move in wiff em!!
Anna Hed Bunnie otta sine em up az da *Offishul Pet Talk Rollin Pet Gathurin Hostz* - they kold hold PT Gathurinz all ober the country az they motur around! Miz Debbie an Mr Terry wuld make Great PT Ambassitors!! 
An poor Spotty Dawg - all dem Huskiez wuz *movin in* on hiz Huney!!
Havint seen no humpin shotz yet
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We jest got rollin when Dad an Mistur Terry gotz da *hungreez* an started hollerin it wuz tyme fur da Hoominz ta chow down. We promised ta be *gud* an not beg - so Binx, me an Cinners, an a few udderz wuz allowed to visit inna Pavilyun. WOW! Did da Hoomin EET GUD! Enuff food ta feed a small Army! Mr Terry lit da fiurs
- Dad! Shuld we kall da Local Fiur Guyz?? Da Rollin HQ Howze contributed whatebber had been furgottin - so da Hoominz had a wunnerful grub-fest! Saladz, dizerts, (Dad *tested* a lotta dem EGGz - sed der wuzint a bad wun in da bunch!) Our choka-chippie kookiez musta been *ok* - kuz der wizint a singul wun
left ta munch onna way home! (memo: make a trippul batch next tyme!) An we gotta hide dem frum Mr Mike
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Dad finally wore a hole in hiz plate - so we got back to da soshulizin an Dawggie Phunn. We rounded up mosta da Krouwd an gathured in frunt of the Rollin HQ Howze fur a Group MugShot... then did sum Publik Relashunz Werk inna parkin lot. LOTTA lil Krum-Snatchurz wandered ober frum anudder pavilyun and hadda Gud Tyme pettin Dawggiez. Summa da Big Wunz (kidz) eben came back inside da BarkPark Yard ta play wiff us. Summa da parentz hadda wandur back der ta Klaim Da Kidz.
We mitta found us a new Pet Talkur - that's Hunter gettin reddy ta pull hiz Dad on da rollurbladez...
Hunter's Dad sed he mite join us here onna net...
Sorrie dis report iz a lil late - *WE* thunk we were gonna do it last nite... but we woke up inna garage at da Howze! Axked Dad Whuss up!? No report onna puter? He sed since we wuz NO help keepin him awake onna way back - HE wuz jumpin onna BigBed an we kuld chek in iffin he ebber woke up! Guess we wuzint much help - I wuz *zonked* onna back seat affore we pulled outta da parkin lot! Cinner lasted part way roud da block while Dad checked da way we sent T&P Mom & Dad ~ Dad sez sorrie bout dat udder dinky lil bridge onna back road - but it wuz so short da Engineer musta thunk it wuld hold da Rollin Howze wiffout kavin in! We woke up a kuppla tymes - Dad wuz playin da radio so loud it got hard ta sleep! Not to menshun da winnow bein Wide Open... anna
singin! OMG! Da *singin* wiffa radio... Sounded like sumbuddie stompin onna Kat!
Oh yeah... we ALL otta say a big TANKz to our Buddie up in Heavin! God did a Great Job wiffa *Weathur*! Lil klouwdy fur a few minnits, but nary a Drop a Rain!! Temp wuz Jest Rite - Hoomins were Happie anna Dawggies 'preciated not gettin too hot!
THANKz a Big Bunch, God ~ Beautyful Day!!
GOOD TYME wuz had by ALL!!!
See y'all fur da Next Wun!!
/s/ Smokey - da Dawggie Korrispondent
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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