The Dumb Question Thread

[Cheshirekatt]

Ok stupid question I get at work. I'm a hairdresser...this is the situation. I've dyed my brown hair blonde and have some grow out. The client will then ask me why I dye my roots brown. Huh? People seem to think their hair grows from the ends, not the scalp.

[lovemyshiba]

Originally posted by Randi
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, all year around, why do they have a lock on their door?

I've often wondered that--all 24 hour convenience stores have locks--why?????????

And, like Anna, I get asked tons of dumb questions at work. Every weekend, we have seafood specials. The seafood gets flown in so it's fresh, and we have scallops, mussels, crabcakes, and salmon. The special starts on Friday, and Saturday, and if there are some left, it continues til Sunday. We have a "special board' where they are all written. It is unbelievable the amount of people who come in on Sunday for dinner, read the special on the board (last week it was chicken marsala, for example), and then ask for the salmon. And these are all people who come here all the time, apparently they think we have a secret salmon stash somewhere

[slleipnir]

My bro's friend worked as a computer question answer thingie for phone ins..and he once got someone call in asking why their comp wouldn't work..like 'is it on' yes, it's on..and a bunch more till 'is it plugged in' and he answer no, we don't have power. or something...appearintly it actually happened lol :x

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lovemyshiba
The seafood gets flown in so it's fresh, and we have scallops, mussels, crabcakes, and salmon.

come on,

everyone knows that seafood doesn't fly........it swims!!!!

[slick]

OK. Here's my dumb question for the day.

What the heck does LMAO and ROTFL and ROFLMAO mean????

It took me months to figure out LOL was Laugh Out Loud. Please help out a poor old aging woman from the 60's. (ooooo I just had a flashback!)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
OK. Here's my dumb question for the day.

What the heck does LMAO and ROTFL and ROFLMAO mean????

It took me months to figure out LOL was Laugh Out Loud. Please help out a poor old aging woman from the 60's. (ooooo I just had a flashback!)

laugh my ass off
rol on the floor laughing
and
roll on the floor laugh my ass off



pssst,
here's some really good flashback, don't bogart! o.k.??

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by slick
What the heck does LMAO and ROTFL and ROFLMAO mean????

LMAO = "Laffin My A$$ Off!"

ROTFL = "Rollin On the Floor, Laffin!"

ROFLMAO = "Rollin On Floor, Laffin My A$$ Off!"

[slick]

Far Out!!! Thanks guys. Showing my age?? Never.

Richard: remember "don't have a cow, man"

[Andie]

Why can't all of life's problems hit us when we're teenagers and know everything?

[JGuitaristR]

My dumb question...... ah.......... I think I've gone stupid..... what does "feral" mean?

[Randi]

Uhh Richard, dont Bogart!! ARE you from before the sixties??

[Cheshirekatt]

Originally posted by JGuitaristR
My dumb question...... ah.......... I think I've gone stupid..... what does "feral" mean?

Feral means wild. Like cats that have never had much human contact.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Randi
Uhh Richard, dont Bogart!! ARE you from before the sixties??

actually, yes and no......too young to participate, but old enough to pick up bad habits????

lol


bitchin', totally bitchin...

[ramanth]

Twisterdog: Creepy! I never knew that.

Anna_66: I guess the menu should say, "Oysters that are fried so that they are crunchy."

Here is my dumb question:

Why is there braille on drive thru ATM's?"

[RICHARD]

what is the white stick figure on the bean bag chair i see painted on the parking spots near the front of the stores???