Cat Haiku

[HoRsELUvR]

that's really funny lol.i love all of them

[RICHARD]

how can i finish
my new york best seller with
cat butt in my face?

[Karen]

A cat's theory:

Novels are best read
Through a smothering of fur
And warm, purring "help."

Did you not know that
Words are better absorbed when
Warmed first by cat butt?

What book could be more
Important than a cat's pride?
None! So love me NOW!

[RICHARD]

karen,
it's kinda hard to type when you are laughing and crying at the same time...thanks..

furry purring butt
attached to a literate
cat, can be fun


reading by the light
of a moon is rather hard-
when it's the cat's butt.

[Chinadoll]

I also posted this on the Other board....Here's my lame attempt that describes my every morining:


Alarm going off
Must yowl and headbut the door
What's a snooze button?

[catland]

my dry food grows stale
shake it for me, shake it now
its fresh again. Eat.

[RICHARD]

a strangely unique
view i have of my cat when
i see him backwards

[RICHARD]

turkey, cranberries
vegetables, stuffing, pie, thanks
just cat food for me!

[Barbara]

soft avocadoes
mangoes shrimp and fresh salmon
that's good food for me

[Barbara]

Originally posted by catland
my dry food grows stale
shake it for me, shake it now
its fresh again. Eat.

No light in the night
I cannot find my food bowl
Get up and help me!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
soft avocadoes
mangoes shrimp and fresh salmon
that's good food for me

Wow, he eats better than i do!!!



gift wrapping paper
crinkly foil, noisy bows-it's
only once a year?


my cat on the moon
weighs one-sixth his weight, at night
he weighs on my chest.

i saw the groomer
this past weekend, dad thinks i
can't keep myself clean

[Barbara]

Originally posted by RICHARD



Wow, he eats better than i do!!!

at Christmas only
i get all the yummy stuff
i'd like every day

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara


at Christmas only
i get all the yummy stuff
i'd like every day

filou, good for you!
treats from your mom, my dad
tries, i'm too picky

[Barbara]

Tigris says I don't
want all that human food that
Filou is craving

[RICHARD]

tigris, it's o.k.
to eat human food, just don't
eat at Mac donald's