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[GreyhoundGirl]

Will and Mr Ugly are fighting

Mr. Ugly) Say good-bye!
Turner) trying to sound cool like Jack ) Good-Bye.


Sees Liz: Elizabeth
Sees Will) Will

Pirate) Outta my way, Scum! (knocks will out)

BOOM!

Cell-Dude) My sympathies, freind, you've no manner of luck at all.

Jack) come on doggie, tha'sa good boy. Come on doggie. It's jus' you and me now, it's you and ol' Jack!

Hears crashing, dog runs off with keys]

This aint the armoury.
Well, look what we have here, twigg. Captain Jack Sparrow. Last I saw you you were all alone, on some godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. [points up to location ] his fortunes aren't imporved much.

Jack) worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen, the deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutinniers.

Grabs Jack's throat] [Jack sees skeleton arm] Jack) so there is a curse, that's interestin'

You know nothing of hell. [they leave]

Jack loking at bone] that's very interesting

[dogzr#1]

(You 'fangirl'! You missed a line!)

"come on doggie, tha'sa good boy. Come on doggie. It's jus' you and me now, it's you and ol' Jack! Come on you filthy, slimey, mangy cur!" *guard falls and scares off dog* "No, no no no no! I didnt mean it! I did-..."

Ok, now that that is cleared up...

*Creepy music playing. Pans upon the Black Pearl and Liz being carried aboard it. She's in a rowboat along with all other pirates.*

*gets on deck and sees Bo'Sun*

Bo'Sun- "I didn't know we was taking on captives"
Pintel- "Shes invoked the right of parley with captain barbossa"
Elizabeth- "I'm here to negotiate-" *Bo'Sun backhands her*
Bo'Sun- You will speak when spoken to!

*His hand is grabbed by Barbossa*

Barbie- "And ye will not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley"
Bo'Sun- Aye, captain.
Barbie- "Apologies...Miss"
Liz- "Captain Barbossa, I'm here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities agains Port Royal"
Barbie- "They're a lot of long words in there miss, we're not but humble pirates. What is it you want?"
Liz- "I want you to leave and never come back"
Barbie- "I'm disinclined to aqueisce(sp?) to your request...Means 'no'"

[lovethatpug]

LIZ Very well. I'll drop it.
BARBOSSA Me holds are burstin' with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?
LIZ It's what you've been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England .
BARBOSSA Did ya, now?
LIZ Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it.
BARBOSSA No! Ah.
BARBOSSA You have a name, Missy?
LIZ Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.
BARBOSSA Miss Turner...?

[GreyhoundGirl]

a new POTC fangirl has joined our ranks!

BTW: you missed a line too, I guess I'm a polite fangirl. LOL

[GreyhoundGirl]

pintel) Bootstrap

Barbossa)And how did a maid come to own a trinket such as that, family heirloom, perhaps.

Lizzie) I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.

Barbossa) Very well, ye hand it over and we'll put yer town to our rudder, and ne'er reture.

[she hands it over]

Lizzie ) Our bargain?

Bo'Sun) still the guns and stow 'em, signal the man and make quick to clear post!

[dogzr#1]

Liz- Wait! You have to take me ashore! According to the code of the Order of the Bretheren-

Barbossa- First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, secondly, you have to be a pirate for the pirates' code to apply and you're not. Thirdy, the code is more what you call...'guidelines' ( I LOVE how he says that word) than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

*Switch Scenes*

*Will is lying in the middle of the street. He wakes up and goes over to Norrington and Co.* They've taken her. They've taken Elizabeth!

Norri- Mr.Murtogg, remove this man.

Will- We have to hunt them down...we must save her!

Gov. Swann- And where do you purpose we start? If you have any information concerning my daughter, please share it.

Murtogg- That Jack Sparrow...he talked about the Black Pearl.

Mullroy- Mentioned it is more what he did.

Will- Ask him where it is. Make a deal with him, he could lead us to it.

Norri- No, the pirates who invaded this fort left Sparrow locked in his cell, ergo they are not his allies. *to Gov. Swann* Govenor, we will establish their most likely course-

Will- *throws/stabs/whatevers his hatchet into the map* That's not good enough!

(BTW- haha i guess I'm a mean and vicious fangirl! XD )

[Argranade]

Is this stuff all from your head?

Or are you doing copy & paste?

[dogzr#1]

Nope, it's from the mind. Ya know, when you've seen it 60+ times, you kinda just learn it by heart.

[GreyhoundGirl]

60+?!?!?!?!?! I knew it by heart after 15!!!!

Mr. Turner... (removes hatchet) you are not a military man, you are not a sailor. You are a blacksmith. This is NOT the moment for rash actions. (whispers to him) do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth.

*change scene*

Jack is picking the lock with a bone.

Will) you sparrow!

Jack) aye?

W) you are farmiliar with that ship, the black pearl?

J) I've heard of it.

W) where does it make berth?

J) where does it make berth?! Have you not heard the stories? (seeing wills confusion he adds) Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sail fro the dreaded isla de muerta. It's an island that cannot be found... Except! By those who already know where it is.

W) the ships real enough, therefore it's anchorage must be a real place, where is it?!

J) why ask me?

W) because you're a pirate

J) and you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?

W) never!

Jack lies back down, clearly uninterested in helping will.

W) they've taken Miss Swann.

J) Oh! So it is that you've found a girl... I see. Well if you're intending to brave all hasten to her rescue and so win... Fair lady's heart. You'll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me.

W) I can get you out of here.

Jack) 'ows that, the keys run off.

W) I helped build these cells, these are half-pin barrel hinges. With the right leverage [picks up bench and places it to the cell door] and the proper application of strength... [contiunues placing bench] the door will lift free.

J) [considers his options, I love that face he makes] What's your name?

W) will turner

That would be short for william I imagine. Good, strong name. No doubt named for your father, eh?

W) yes.

J) well, Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. (love that part, too) If you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the black Pearl, and your bonny (or is it bonnie) lass. Do we have an accord.

(offers will hand, will shakes)

Agreed

Agreed, get me out.

Will gets him out, by popping out door.

W) hurry, someone will have heard that.

Jack) not without my effects. (grabs effects)

Well, I figured I might as well do the whole scene. lol, by the time I realised how much I'd done, I was already at" Do we have an accord?"

I don't know how many times I've apologized for writing too much. lol, you write more, too, next time!

Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, I'll come back and fix them later.

[Husky15]

Are you guys actually writing the whole movie? Or just any quotes you want to?

[GreyhoundGirl]

The whole movie, in order, it's very fun. Some people think memorizing both pirate films and everything else pirate-related is a waste of brain space. But then again, I guess it's fair, because we (Monica and I) think that everything else (other than animals) are a waste of brainspace.

So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Monica and I who are, in fact, women.

[GreyhoundGirl]

Guess I'll continue.

We're going to steal a ship... That ship?

Comideer, we're going to commedeer THAT ship. One question about yoiur buisness, boy, or there's no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?

I'd die for her.

Oh good, no worries, then.

(under a boat with Jack in front)

This is either madness of brillience.

Remakable how often those to traits coincide.

EWveryone stay calm, we are taking over this ship.

Aye! Avast!

(men laugh)

This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.

Son, I'm captain jack Sparrow, Savvy?

(they surrender ship)

Commodore! They've taken the ship! Sparrow and turner, they've taken the dauntless!

rash, turner, too rash.

(they go after them)

Here they come

(Jack smiles that fangirl melting smile of his)

Search every cabin every hold down to the bilges! (the cross over to the dauntless) (Jacjk and wil swing over)

Sailors back to the interceptor now!

(they try but are too late)

(Jack removes his cool hat and waves it at commodore)

Thank you commodore, for getting us ready to make way, we'd have had a hard time of it by ourselves!

[dogzr#1]

Norri- Set top sails and clear up this mess!

Groves (I think)- With the wind at quarter stern we won't catch them!

Norri- We don't need to catch them, just get them in range of the long nines.

Groves- Hands come about! Run out the guns! (To Norri) We are to fire on our own ship sir?

Norri- I'd rather see her at the bottom of the ocean that in the hands of a pirate.

Some Random Crew member- Commodore, they've disabled the rudder chain sir!

*Norri Sighs, frustrated* *goes over to Gillete and some guys in his little rowboat. The interceptor is coming up behind them*

Gillete- Abandon Ship!!!! *him and his crew jump out just in time before the Interceptor crushes the little rowboat*

Groves- That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

Norri- So it would seem.

*pan over to the Interceptor in the middle of the ocean*

Will- *sharpening his sword* When I was a lad living in England, my mother raised me by herself. After she died, I came out here, looking for my father.

Jack- is that so? *starts doing random chores around the ship*

Will- My father, Will Turner. At the jail it was only AFTER you learned my name that you agreed to help. Since that's what I wanted, I didn't press the matter. I'm not a simpleton Jack, you knew my father.

Jack- I knew 'im. Probably one of the few that knew him as William Turner. Everyone else just called him Bootstrap or Bootstrap Bill.

Will- Bootstrap?

Jack- Good Man, good pirate. I swear, you look just like him.

Will- It's not true! He was a merchant sailor. A good respectable man who obeyed the law!

Jack- He was a bloody pirate! A scallywag!

Will- *takes out his sword* My father WAS NOT a pirate!

Jack- put it away son, not worth you getting beat again.

Will- You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

Jack- That's not much incentive to fight fair, then is it? *swings part of the sail or something and hits Will in the chest. Will and the sail thingy are hanging over the sea* Now that you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that matter are these 'what a man CAN do' and 'what a man CAN'T do'. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, but pirate is in your blood boy so you'll have to square with that one day. Now, for me, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesy, savvy? *brings the sail back over the Interceptor and Will falls onto deck* So? *hands Will his sword* Can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Will- Tortuga?

Jack- Tortuga. *changes scenes*

[GreyhoundGirl]

More imporatantly it is indeed the sad life that with not breathed deep the sweet, prolivious bouquet that is tortuga, savvy? What do you think?

It'll linger (That's the only line I don't understand)

I'll tell you, mate, if everytown in the world were like this, no man would ever feel unwanted. Scarlett! *slap* not sure I deserved that. Giselle *SLAP* I may have deserved that

*throws bucket of water on gibbs*

Curse you for breathing you slak-jawed ideot! Mothers love. Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when 'es sleeping. "s bad luck!

Ah, fortunatly I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to the man who did the waking.

Aye, that'll about to it.

*will throws on gibbs more water*

Blast! I'm already awake!

That was for the smell

Keep a sharp eye.

(with gibbs) So what's the nature of this venture yourn?

I'm going after the black pearl. I know where it's going to be and I'm going to take it.

Jack... 's a fools errand. You know better than me the tales of the black pearl.

that's why I know what Barbossa's up to. All I need's a crew.

What I hear tale of Barbossa he's not a man to suffer fools, nor strike a bargain with one.

Well, then I'd say it's a very good thing I'm not a fool then, eh?

What makes ye think barbossa will give up his ship to you?

let's just say it's a matter of leverage, eh? *nods @ will*

the kid?

*nods* that is the child of bootstrap bill turner. His only child. Savvy?
Is he now? Leverage says you. I think I feel a change in the winds says I. Theres bound to be some sailors on this rock crazy as you.

One can only hope.

Take what you can!

give nothin' back!

[GreyhoundGirl]

bump?