128 - skuel dayzed & confused

[Killearn Kitties]

When I started playing air guitar and doing my best Derrick and the Dominos moves the dogs decided it wasn't all that wet and rainy outside after all

I think I need a very large Baileys with my coffee after that mental image! Breakfast smells fantastic too thanks!

Logan, my mum does that too, keeps me up to date with news she hears about people from my school. Only she always seems to update me on people that I never knew in the first place!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Good morning all you young whippersnappers!!!

I graduated in 1969 so I'm older than dirt and twice as dusty!!!

Never graced the high school with my presence again after I escaped either.

My cat gang would love some iced CNT today. I want a big greasy hamburger and onion rings, please?

Yes, Mario, I'll share the onion rings but remember, girls may not want to kiss you with monkey onion breath!

[RedHedd]

Whew, Moff! Thanks! I was beginning to feel like the only oldster here as I, too, graduated in '69 Our motto was: Lovers of sex, drinkers of wine, we were the class of '69 I've NEVER gone to any of my reunions, although I do keep in contact with a few who are still alive. Anyone else remember Spanada? We actually drank that stuff and lived to talk about it!

[RICHARD]

Yes, Mario, I'll share the onion rings but remember, girls may not want to kiss you with monkey onion breath!

Hey, THAT was the name of my high school rock and roll band....Monkey Onion Breath!!

Greasy Burger and Onion Rings....4 Cnts?

DONE!

KK,

Large Baileys? DONE!

Laurie,

You can Tune a Piano, You can't Tuna Fish, so what happens with an Air Guitar?


Hi Tray,
Wanna Mai Tai with your sheetrock????

DONE!

Hi Logan...

No Coconut Mai Tai?

DONE.


LH,

How's about a bowl of Red Scorpion Thai Whisky...

The time I drove thru OKlahoma I thought I saw a warning sign by the side of the freeway......

LOLOLOLOL, Should you ever make it out to CA would you let the Fire Dept know??? After last month's excitement.....


Gini.

They were Blackboards once upon a time, now they are green or those dopey white erase a boards...

I loved the smell of chalk dust!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Nope, don't remember Spanada.

I did get a kick out of skateboards, however. Our generation invented them. We took roller skates and took them apart and screwed the wheels to boards. What fun!!!
My brother would ride his down the halls of the school.
I wipped out going down a hugh hill in our park. Bout ended up in the lake with the ducks. Boy were they surprised! Hee Hee!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Anyone else remember Spanada? We actually drank that stuff and lived to talk about it!

I don't know what Spanada is, but one of the door prizes they had for us was a bottle of Boones Farm wine! I didn't think they made that anymore!!

Mario, come here sweety. I had a grilled mozzarella and pesto sandwich for lunch. Yummy, but heavy on the garlic, so we can hang together and gross each other out with our smelly breath. Oh, oh....everybody's waving their hands in front of their noses, we might want to go over to our own little corner before they might call the haz-mat guys on us.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

moff sings:
Mario and Debbie sitting in a tree
K i s s i n g .....

[RedHedd]

Spanada was in the same "class" of "wines" as Annie Green Springs, Boone's Farm Apple wine, etc. It was Ernest & Julio's bottled version of Sangria and I'm sure it never saw a real grape

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Spanada was in the same "class" of "wines" as Annie Green Springs, Boone's Farm Apple wine, etc. It was Ernest & Julio's bottled version of Sangria and I'm sure it never saw a real grape

We used to drink Strawberry Hill wine. I think it was from Boon's Farm! My favorite was Mogan David wine.

[davidpizzica]

Good morning all you young whippersnappers!!!

I graduated in 1969 so I'm older than dirt and twice as dusty!!!

Never graced the high school with my presence again after I escaped either.

My cat gang would love some iced CNT today. I want a big greasy hamburger and onion rings, please?

Yes, Mario, I'll share the onion rings but remember, girls may not want to kiss you with monkey onion breath!

Connie, you're a young lady compared to me! I graduated high school with the dinosaurs in 1966! I'm the guy 4 days older than dirt.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

You guuu-uuu---uuys! Terry graduated in 1965 making you all a bunch of youngsters, so stop making me feel like I'm living with a guy who is older than dirt!

Two cute jokes I got to liven things up around here.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom
was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
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Keep going on down.
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And number 2:
An Arkansas mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.

When she got home, she asked her husband. "What is a specimen?"

He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple bruises on her face and body.

"What in the tarnation happened?" asked her husband.

"Danged if I know." she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go pee in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose."

bada-bump-bump

[Lady's Human]

You've all heard the one about the blonde whose Doctor tells her "Congratulations, Ma'am, you're Pregnant!" The Blonde turns to the doc and asks, Oh my Gosh, is it mine?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Connie, you're a young lady compared to me! I graduated high school with the dinosaurs in 1966! I'm the guy 4 days older than dirt.

LOL!
You are the same age as my brother!

[davidpizzica]

LOL!
You are the same age as my brother!

Connie, I'll be 57 in December!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Connie, I'll be 57 in December!

My bro beat you! He was 57 in Feb. You're still a young pup yet!