Blonde Joke mood

[vinjashira]

I don't get the double decker one

[Roxyluvsme13]

Originally posted by vinjashira
I don't get the double decker one

The brunettes were on the bottom....and the blondes were on the top....being blonde they all thought they were on a separate bus and had no driver

[vinjashira]

ah I see - thanks

[Roxyluvsme13]

You're Welcome!!

[buckner]

Originally posted by Flatcoatluver
hey all the blonde's no including me try and act dumb that i know so and i don't know that much bolondes anyway!

English, please?

"Hey, all the blondes no(t?) including me try and act dumb that i know so i don't know that much bolondes anyways?"

Are you saying that you are a blonde yourself, and you think all of the blondes you know try and act dumb, except for yourself?

Okay, I'm a blonde, and I don't try and act dumb.

There, you know someone who proves your statement wrong.

[sammy101]

lol the jokes are great!
I'm also blonde,and i dont think im dumb.I do have my moments though/

[Roxyluvsme13]

Someone once told me that only the people who dye their hair blonde are dumb all the naturals arent....Which with all the natural blondes are smart. Brunettes have the same things as blondes, except we call them brunette moments I have lots of brunette moments....

[Flatcoatluver]

Originally posted by buckner
English, please?

"Hey, all the blondes no(t?) including me try and act dumb that i know so i don't know that much bolondes anyways?"

Are you saying that you are a blonde yourself, and you think all of the blondes you know try and act dumb, except for yourself?

Okay, I'm a blonde, and I don't try and act dumb.

There, you know someone who proves your statement wrong.

no sorry i was typing fast and i didn't look at it after i posted sorry basically i mean that everybody i know think that if there really dumb its funnny, i dunno why but yeah

[Flatcoatluver]

Originally posted by Roxyluvsme13
Someone once told me that only the people who dye their hair blonde are dumb all the naturals arent....Which with all the natural blondes are smart. Brunettes have the same things as blondes, except we call them brunette moments I have lots of brunette moments....

hey great so i'm naturaly blonde so i'm not blonde. I like to call my blonde momments, i'm just not thinking

[rizzy]

Personally I LOVE blonde jokes, and am one. Hair color has nothing to do with your IQ, although I can be kind of ditzy once and awhile, but cant we all? lol I'll share some jokes once I find them, I have tons because I love them!

[Vette]

These are great. LOL

i only know the consentrated milk joke.
where the blonde keeps stareing at the milk jug because it says 'constrate' on it...LOL



im half blonde.. sotra..
i have starwberry blonde hair.

[JenBKR]

Actually I enjoy being blonde - when I say or do something stupid I can just point to my hair

Hey, we all have our ditzy moments, right?

[beeniesmom]

I really hope noone took offense by the jokes in this thread.
It's just some silly fun.
I personally don't think hair color and IQ are connected.
I really wonder why there are so many blond jokes though.... probably the brunettes are jelous and had to make up something... I'm a brunette and always wanted to be blond!

[Roxyluvsme13]

yeah i must admit i used to want to be blonde, too...and hair color doesnt really change your IQ, alot of blondes i know are really smart

[JenBKR]

Heard this one this morning, close to one already posted here though:

Two blondes are walking down the street with duffel bags. Blonde #1 asks blonde #2 what she has in her bag. #2 answers "chickens." #1 says, "If I guess correctly how many chickens you have, can I have one?" #2 answers, "If you guess correctly, you can have them both!" #1 says, "Three."