Thursday #114 - Summer Vacation!

[Lady's Human]

Dang it, I go to the bar and end up talking about my car...

Theres a song in that somewhere

DJ, whaddaya get when ya play one o' them counnntry sawngs backerds>


yer waaif comes back, yer dawwg comes home and yer pick'em up truck starts runnin agin


Barkeep, I'll take one o' them DOTDs, make it 2, one o them funny lookin hot dawgs y'all ar callin brats, and y'all have a naice day now, ya heah?

[RICHARD]

Oh my......

Backwards country songs..


LOLOLOL, Two LIIT's coming right up........

Getting "LIIT" up???

DONE!!!!

DJ,
We don't have a drug policy in here...No mixing pills, Neo..

Or "Neon" --all lit up???



David,

A car that rolls straight when you take your hands off the wheel???

DONE!

[gini]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
The front end just got replaced though .


And what is "good" as far as the body goes?

Wow! You had your front "end" replaced. Can you tell me where I can have my "back" end replaced? It isn't out of alignment - it is just BIG!

Long Island Iced Teas................I have a great story about drinking those....................oh my - but too long.

So in honor of a dear friend that lives in Cape May, New Jersey, I would like to order another - and remember!

David, what is the deal with the cherry juice - it is everywhere!
The "end" that could use a replacement is now stuck to the chair!

Loooonnnnggg day - maybe I need two of those L.I.T'S.

[Killearn Kitties]

Well folks, I'll get greakfast because I have another day at home. We have been told not to go into work again today. Yesterday we were sent home at 10.30 because the G8 protestors base is right beside our office and there was violence overnight, and feelings were obviously still running high.

Dropped hubby off at the airport this morning at 5am, so I have had plenty of time to prepare our breakfast.

Buffet
Back bacon, Streaky bacon (smoked), Cumberland sausage (with mustard) Link sausages (with herbs), Haggis, Black pudding, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Scrambled egg, Fried egg,
Potato scones, Pancakes, Stone baked breads, Fresh waffles, Home reared pork, Local free range eggs, Vine grown tomatoes
and Smoked Scottish salmon.

We also have a chef in the room to make omelettes of your choice.

A la carte
Eggs 'Benedict'
Coddled, poached or softly cooked boiled eggs
Loch Fyne kippers and melted butter
Finnan haddock and poached eggs
Freshly cooked Scottish breakfast
Vegetarian breakfast selection
Poached eggs 'Strathallan'
Waffles with crispy bacon and maple syrup

Beverages
Freshly brewed Colombian coffee
Espresso, Latte Macchiatoor Cappuccino
Fruit and herbal infusions
English breakfast tea, Earl Grey and Darjeeling
Champagne or Bucks Fizz
Bloody and Virgin Mary's

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If it's good enough for the leaders at Gleneagles, it's good enough for us.

So people, what will you have?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Well folks, I'll get greakfast because I have another day at home. We have been told not to go into work again today. Yesterday we were sent home at 10.30 because the G8 protestors base is right beside our office and there was violence overnight, and feelings were obviously still running high.

So people, what will you have?

I hope you are getting paid for your time off.....and I hope you get real money.....not that american lucre....quarters and such...

Can I have a peaceful march and a beer?

[Killearn Kitties]

You can have a beer (although it is not on the menu) because it is not breakfast time with you. What are you doing up in the middle of the night? Are you checking up on us?

I am being paid, thank you for your concern.

And what do you people think you are doing, attacking our policemen anyway??! (referring, of course, to Slick's story, not violent protest).

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by gini
Wow! You had your front "end" replaced. Can you tell me where I can have my "back" end replaced? It isn't out of alignment - it is just BIG!

Long Island Iced Teas................I have a great story about drinking those....................oh my - but too long.

So in honor of a dear friend that lives in Cape May, New Jersey, I would like to order another - and remember!

David, what is the deal with the cherry juice - it is everywhere!
The "end" that could use a replacement is now stuck to the chair!

Loooonnnnggg day - maybe I need two of those L.I.T'S.

I don't know! Mario seems to be putting down the cherry juice faster than I can clean it up! Gotta work faster, I guess! (pant, pant)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
You can have a beer (although it is not on the menu) because it is not breakfast time with you. What are you doing up in the middle of the night? Are you checking up on us?

I am being paid, thank you for your concern.

And what do you do people think you are doing, attacking our policemen anyway??! (referring, of course, to Slick's story, not violent protest).

LOLOL, I am on vacation!!! Time to burn and life to live!!

Remember, Things here in the "land of the easily amused" aren't what they seem to be....

Please accept my humblest apologies for our President....

He is a bit misguided....it's the gyroscopic effect of two wheels, gravity and jet lag.....

I thnk that the Randi/GWB trade is off for now!

[Killearn Kitties]

Good job, David! I think Mario has fallen asleep, now. Why not have some breakfast before you go to work?

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Good job, David! I think Mario has fallen asleep, now. Why not have some breakfast before you go to work?

Good idea, Karen! A quick breakfast because I have to be at work at the ungodly hour of 5:30!

[Killearn Kitties]

Good heavens! Well I hope the good Scottish breakfast keeps you going until you get back.

I've just heard GWB on the radio saying that the road was slick!! So now we all know whose fault it was that he didn't see that 6'2" burly man wearing the luminous jacket! No wonder she was first with the story!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

'Morning everybody.

Boy Karen, am I glad you don't have to go to work. I know the bombings were in London, but they could have just as easily been closer to you since that's where the "big" 8 are.

That's an unbelievable breakfast spread you've got there for us, but somehow I don't feel much like eating....

I just don't get it, do these creeps think that these attacks will stop us from coming after them? If they only knew that instead it will make us resolve even more to get them. It's just so sad that there has to be people like that in this world.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by RICHARD

I felt this thing hit me in the head and I put my hand up and came away with my hand soaked in red.....




yep,


Cherry Juice.

That's what happens when you don't hang around as much as before:
Mario thought you were a burglar!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by david p
Connie, it's the kind of job that gets me into sticky situations!

I think Mario is stuck on you!

[slick]

Good grief, you guys were up late last night parteeeeeing! I just couldn't hold it together any longer and had to turn in at 11pm.

My thoughts and prayers are going out to the ones affected by the London bomb explosions. Why do these senseless acts still have to happen? Makes me sick.

Anyway, I realized that I've posted less this week than when I'm at work. Guess it's all this packing and cleaning that's got my busy. Today I'll be out all day again so have fun everyone.

Thanks for the breakie Karen....I'll just grab a plate to go along with a Spanish Coffee.

I'll check in later today.