Thursday #99 bottles of beer on the wall

[slick]

Debbie, I just looked at your ticker....114 days left....it will be so awesome when we get down to the double-digits. Oh my, did I just say digit?? Quick, get me a bowl of Wendy's Chili.

Your idea sounds like a wonderful one. All we need to do is find some big strong men to do the work! Well, we could do it ourselves but it won't be half as fun as holding the ladder... I like the idea of a slushy bar outside with the fire pit. Gee, makes me want to go camping again.

Coke in McD cup DONE! (Why is it always in a McD cup???)

Corinna, DLC DONE! For me and cars, the bigger the better. I'd love to have a Suburban one day.

Gotta get ready for work. Later.

[catland]

'morning everyone. That Baileys looks delicious Slick - mind if I try some?

Wow - next week is the big 100 - I'll bring some balloons and a helium tank - we can take turns making funny voices - just keep Mario away from the helium.

[slick]

Help yourself Catland. You know, I've never inhaled helium...people say I talk funny already, don't know if I want to "enhance" it any.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Oggyflute
Don't suppose theres any Guiness behind that bar at all?

Hey don't come in here and cause problems!!!

In a cyber bar, especially this one, you can have everything you want.

Happy Thursday everyone.....hopefull I can fix my desk so I can get back into the swing of things.....

T&P,

I think that's what I'll do this weekend, stoke up a fire in the back yard and make slushies!!

Again,

thanks to the "hostesses with the mostesses"...Gini and Slick!!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by slick
Coke in McD cup DONE! (Why is it always in a McD cup???)

Hmmm......good question, Slick.

I guess it all started because I'd stop at McD's for a coke on the way to work. Then I started thinking that at $1.50 or so a piece, I could be buying lots of cans of coke and making my own rather than supporting McD's - that's when their stock took a nose dive. Other than that, I think it's just that through the years McD's cups have proved to be the most reliable - and the perfect size. A large coke comes in a 32 oz cup but with ice, two 12 oz cans of coke fit perfectly! And their lids are reliable also. I've tried cups and lids from "the competition" and they just don't hold up like McD's cups do. I have about 7 or 8 plastic McD's cups that I use then bring home, put in the dishwasher and reuse. They last forever and I get my daily dose of sugar/caffeine/or whatever it is that I'm addicted to for a fraction of the cost and so much less hassle than stopping every morning on my way to work!

Whew! That's the most thought I've put into this coke thing for a long time! Think I'll take a green slushie to help me ponder for awhile longer on this whole addiction of mine.

Pic of my daily fix - notice that it's quite empty and I could really go for a refill, but I try to limit myself to one a day.

[slick]

Well, the only time I partake of a soft drink is if there is booze in it.... and even that isn't too often. My non-alcoholic drink of choice is skim milk....that's my addiction. I honestly don't think I could go 24 hours with at least 1 or 2 glasses of moo jooce.

Lunchtime here so I think I'll go in the kitchen and rustle up some grub. How about some onion rings, cheeze fries and tacos? It will take my mind of this boring green salad staring at me. Thank goodness this is cyber otherwise my arteries would be screaming about this time.

[davidpizzica]

Slick, an order of onion rings and a lime diet coke for me while I ponder the fate of ole Blue tomorrow when I take it in for an appraisal(Sp)? It's 11 years old, but it has low mileage for the year. (68,000)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Pic of my daily fix - notice that it's quite empty and I could really go for a refill, but I try to limit myself to one a day.

lololololol,

First pics of our furkids.....now????

DLC for david.....DOne.....


Did someone say cheese fries???

Oops, I forgot Oggy.....Guiness??

DONE!

[gini]

While I was re-stocking all of this beer, this thought occurred to me.

We have over 1,000,000 posts on Pet Talk.

I wonder how many were made for Thursdays????

99 X ?? = ??

[Oggyflute]

Aah Guiness, it's worth the wait. But as it's a public holiday here, I think a heart starter is in order, so could I possibly order a double shot of Bushmills please.

And I think breakfast will be Bacon, poached eggs on toast and buttered mushrooms.

[gini]

Hey wait a minute.........did anyone tell Oggy that it is mandatory that he tell one good joke before he can have free booze here?

Hmmm,. B & B - never thought it meant Bushmills and Breakfast!

[slick]

wonder how many were made for Thursdays????
99 X ?? = ??

Not that I should be working but here's the answer......

10,509 - excluding today!!

One other thing...I could not find #19, #57 or #78. So does that mean that we are only at #96???

[gini]

We are missing some Thursdays? O.K. fess up Mario - did you steal three Thursdays???

I bet those were the days we had plenty of cherries on hand.

[Oggyflute]

Ok, heres my joke.

A farmer named Clyde

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the
lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details",
the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say,
at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine' ?

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said,
"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me,
and said "How are you feeling ?"

" Now what the hell would you say? "

[gini]

Oggy, congratulations! You are IN. Put Oggy's name right on the top of the list and give that uh guy? gal? a Guinness.

Must be a guy, women don't order Guinness