I think I'm living a single woman's dream...

**slick** · 01-04-2005, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by gini
I mean, gee, there might be a fire or something

They can always help us light the BBQ....

Throughout the year the Humane Society has a table at various local activities; handing out brochures, educating the public, etc. My friend Cheryl and I are usually the ones behind the tables. In the summer at one local community event, they put the local firefighters right beside us. Cheryl knows the organizer of the event and when all was said and done, we've been promised to have them near us every year.

"Oh Brent.....I dropped my pamphlet......"

**Tonya** · 01-04-2005, 09:08 AM

Haha, I had a nightmare because of this thread last night! I went into labor and I didn't have time to get to the hospital. My husband was all "I'll get the neighbors!" And I was like "No, no, no!" I was more freaked out about the neighbors seeing me like that then actually having the baby.

**Tonya** · 01-04-2005, 01:40 PM

Ok, before you all get to jealous, I have discovered that there are some downfalls to living next door to hot men.

I'm getting pretty darn pregnant and I am tall, so my maternity stuff doesn't always quit quite right. I had on a pj set where the top is a little short, so my belly hangs out the bottom. My pants are highwater, so I sag them below my belly. Since they are maternity pants, this gives the MC Hammer pant look. The crotch hangs about where my knees are. I had on big bright orange fuzzy slippers. My hair was a mess and I had mascara smeared all over.

So, I managed to sneak out to take my son to school. No one saw me. But just my luck, when I got back home, one of them pulled up at the exact same time. He opened his garage, so I thought "Good, he's gonna pull inside." But NOOO! He stopped his jeep in the driveway, which is right next to me. I paused for a minute, waiting for him to get out and go inside. He paused to, so I thought I'd make a run for it. I got out and stared down at the ground as I started shuffling to the front door. And sure enough "Good morning! How are you?!" I had to look up and say hi. It sucked!

**caseysmom** · 01-04-2005, 01:50 PM

I hate that kind of stuff! I go to a different supermarket when I have to make a quick trip and look bad!

**RICHARD** · 01-04-2005, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Tonya
But NOOO! He stopped his jeep in the driveway, which is right next to me. I paused for a minute, waiting for him to get out and go inside. He paused to, so I thought I'd make a run for it. I got out and stared down at the ground as I started shuffling to the front door. And sure enough "Good morning! How are you?!" I had to look up and say hi. It sucked!

You had your chance-You just had to smile and say....

"My hubby loves to ravish me and send me out on the road- He says I'm irresistable!!!"

**Tonya** · 01-04-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD
You had your chance-You just had to smile and say....

"My hubby loves to ravish me and send me out on the road- He says I'm irresistable!!!"

HAHAHA...I wish I could have thought quick enough, but I was in the panic mode...