A-BALONE Your just shellfish and don't want us to have any fun unless you're in on it
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A-BALONE Your just shellfish and don't want us to have any fun unless you're in on it
I'm Canadian......eh?
ROFLMAO!!!!!Originally posted by lbaker
A-BALONE Your just shellfish and don't want us to have any fun unless you're in on it
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
I am right behind you so watch out!!Originally posted by lbaker
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shiney
Be nice people and stop your carping.
These are not the droids you were looking for
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Would you walk a little faster
Said the whiting to the snail
There's an anemone close behind us
AND SHE'S TREADING ON MY TAIL!!!
I'm Canadian......eh?
Now "sea" here guys....stop trouting around and get back to work.....
OK, that's the best I can do first thing in the morning....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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It's OK Slick, Gini and I are just about to cuddle-fish and make up
I'm Canadian......eh?
Cuddle-fish wear makeup???
On that note...I'm going mall shopping....**nudge nudge** **wink wink**
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
shiney
We'd better all stop sea-horsing around when there is so much work to do.
Talk to you all a little whale later.
These are not the droids you were looking for
(505) 503 4455
I've haddock with all of you!!!!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
shiney
Duck walks into bar ...
A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?"
The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?"
The bartender says,"I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."
Ther following day, the duck returns and asks,"You got any fish?"
The bartender looses it, grabs the duck bu the neck, and screams,"I TOLD YOU. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"
The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don"t have any nails."
The duck says,"Good. Got any fish?"
These are not the droids you were looking for
(505) 503 4455
You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Look Laurie you aren't dealing with a dab in the sand here...............watch out or I could scallop you!
(have to admit, it took me a while to come up with this one!)
WORK???
OMG, this is Monday??
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What did the salmon say when it ran into a brick wall??
OH DAM!
ok, ok... even I have to groan at that one
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