I'm Chim Chim Bubble Brain!

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine

the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine

the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney

p = chunks q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

= brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the

subject. And remember that children laugh an average of

146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.