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    Now what was that movie where they dressed the dead guy up, and carted him around like he was alive? Breakfast at Bernies?? Some title with Bernie in it. They did a sequel as well...some 15 years back. Strange...very strange. quietly roflmao to not offend anyone that's already been offended.
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    I don't see anything funny about some guy shooting his bride-to-be.....


    I do find it bothersome that the bridesmaids ain't gonna catch that bouquet.

    There are many people who bury their loved ones dressed in
    'different' styles of clothes. I want to buried in a Speedo....


    Not.


    There's a great honeymoon joke in there, but I'll let you all come up with your own..

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    Sorry Richard, your wish can NOT come true.

    You are going to be buried in BIKE SHORTS

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    Originally posted by Aspen and Misty
    You are going to be buried in BIKE SHORTS
    ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh Ash, I'm laughing so hard I'm "coffin".
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    enough

    Originally posted by slick
    ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh Ash, I'm laughing so hard I'm "coffin".
    Slick, that's enough "pun"ishment! Like a good boy, I'm going to sleep now! good night!

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    Originally posted by Soledad
    What I'm saying is, if this happened in the States I doubt we'd be posting about it and laughing. It would strike us more as sick and depressing.
    No, you're wrong ... no matter where it happened, it would still be ridiculous and amusing. Again ... NO, NOT the deaths, the "wedding".
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    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    Now what was that movie where they dressed the dead guy up, and carted him around like he was alive? Breakfast at Bernies?? Some title with Bernie in it. They did a sequel as well...some 15 years back. Strange...very strange. quietly roflmao to not offend anyone that's already been offended.
    The movie was "Weekend At Bernie's", and "Weekend At Bernie's 2"--the first one was a little bit funny.
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    Re: enough

    Originally posted by slick
    ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh Ash, I'm laughing so hard I'm "coffin".
    Originally posted by david p
    Slick, that's enough "pun"ishment! Like a good boy, I'm going to sleep now! good night!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    You guys are killing me here!! HA HA

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    Now, I hope everyone remembers this story.

    I lost the rental on a tux once.

    The wedding took place at the practice before the actual wedding day....The groom had some 'unfinished business' with a 'woman' who crashed the wedding rehersal and swore to blow up the wedding.

    The priest was so shaken that her married the pair right then and there. I lost the rental and a two days off from work....I wasn't at the practice so I even missed out on that..

    How seriously sick do you have to be do do something like that?

    How's about the parents???
    Not only did they get jacked for a wedding- two funerals to boot....

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    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    Now what was that movie where they dressed the dead guy up, and carted him around like he was alive? Breakfast at Bernies?? Some title with Bernie in it. They did a sequel as well...some 15 years back. Strange...very strange. quietly roflmao to not offend anyone that's already been offended.
    The movie is Weekend at Bernies...I think in one part the dead guy came to life when this stupid little calypso tune started to play. I remember watching it as a kid lol.

    As far as this goes, to each thier own. I myself wouldn't want to be married to a guy that even shot me, much less killed me! yeesh! But who are we to question peoples motives, the only people that know the truth are well...dead.

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