Thursdays - Area 51.

[gini]

I had the same reaction, Slick. MOFF had Wild Turkey?

But she doesn't drink..................MOFF some parafin on your purse zipper might bring it back to working order.

It is a beautiful day isn't it? It isn't even noon here at my end of the bar - so maybe just an iced tea with double lemon.

[RICHARD]

CATLAND...


Men would know how to make ice cubes but the women don't trust us with the recipe.

MOFF,

I HAD TO CALL MY MOM and tell her of your predicament.....she always complains that she find all kinds of cat hair in her purse after Eddie 'loves' her purse......I don't think she's complaining now.

A GIANT cherry vanilla coke.......DONE!

Laurie,
Wild turkey for you and Old Macdonald had a farm!


EIEIO!!!!!!


Slick,

the cosmonaut for you..

DONE!!


I give this thread a ************************* star rating!

[lbaker]

Anyone messing with YOUR stars or any stars on THIS thread will have the whole bar ready to rummmmmble

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lbaker
Anyone messing with YOUR stars or any stars on THIS thread will have the whole bar ready to rummmmmble

MY hero!!



Miss Meow,

I awoke to find one of my cats sleeping on my Bally, Hoo could it be?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Hey everybody! I got smart today and brought my laptop along to work so I can at least be somewhat productive while it takes forever for all my programs to re-load on my work computer. So far everything is going smoothly but I'm saving the worst for last - maybe I'll tackle that one tomorrow morning.....but then again, if I hang out here all night I won't be in any shape to tackle anything in the morning.

I'm attaching a pic of "our" area 51. It's at the Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, KY. I was responsible for raising the money for the brick. I refer to "area 51" because the museum has numbers in various spots throughout the sidewalk so you can tell someone "Look for my brick by the big ZR-1 brick in area 51." as an example.

And finally, seeing as how this is such a work related thread, I'll share the following with you. Kinda long, but there are some really good ones in there. #6 reminds me of Slick, #8 makes me think of Gini, and I personally really like #38.

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you! You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career---turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Oh I get it--- it's like humor---but different.



Ok, back to installing programs!

[sirrahved]

Speaking of aliens and conspiracies and whatnot, does anyone else listen to Coast to Coast AM?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

And finally, seeing as how this is such a work related thread, I'll share the following with you. Kinda long, but there are some really good ones in there. #6 reminds me of Slick, #8 makes me think of Gini, and I personally really like #38.

I guess I'm #1....



Is Art Bell still alive??

[slick]

Debbie, those are hilarious....

I've already thought of half of those already today and yes, #6 is me. Richard, I think #14 would apply to you as well.

Case in point, I received a panic phone call the other day from "upstairs". They were all upset because they said there was a floppy disk stuck in the drive and they needed to copy a PP presentation to a disk and they were on a deadline and all H was breaking loose.

I dropped what I was doing and ran to their aid. Turns out there was no stuck disk. They were just trying to insert a new one upside down. I mean, come on, these people have been working with computer for years and they haven't learned the simple task of inserting disk???? Argggggg.

Getting myself all worked up again. I think a little "medicine" is in order. I'll take anything as long as it's tall and strong.

[sirrahved]

Yuppers... but he doesn't usually host it.

God I love that show!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick


They were just trying to insert a new one upside down. I mean, come on, these people have been working with computer for years and they haven't learned the simple task of inserting disk???? Argggggg.

Getting myself all worked up again. I think a little "medicine" is in order. I'll take anything as long as it's tall and strong.

You mean they go in a certain way???


DONE!

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Used to do the Coast to Coast thing.....An ugly guy like me?? I need beauty sleep!!

[robinh]

I read those out loud at work and had everyone in stitches. What a great way to end the day! Pour a round for the house - it's on me!! I'm gonna go pick up my Kirby from his shampoo/set and take him home. He'll be glad to see me.

[catland]

OH NO- I'm getting confuzzled.

Robin wants us to pour drinks on her while she picks up her vacumn cleaner,

Sirraved loves no-host shows,

Slick - I'm totally staying away from your "tall and strong" statement - you aren't talking about those l&f hazmat guys again, are you?

Richard - you are always #1 in my book,

T&P - great list - fun fact to know and tell, I have a quote on my door - way at the top for only the more observant to notice -

its from that late great cartoon the Tick and it says...

A day job... in an office? My worst nightmare!

[Miss Meow]

Originally posted by RICHARD
MY hero!!



Miss Meow,

I awoke to find one of my cats sleeping on my Bally, Hoo could it be?

Hoo has a Bally, you have a Bally? You could be my Sugar Bally Daddy [bigger ]

Think I need a drink!

T&P's Mom, I love your things to say at work. I am a number 1 today

[RICHARD]

MM,
lolololol

Here-
one to put you in orbit!
DONE!

Catland,

maybe a drink will clear your head??

DONE!

Thanks RH....

Nothing smells better that a clean pet!!

[RICHARD]

Waitress served detergent instead of schnapps

An Austrian waitress has been fined £500 for mistakenly serving guests industrial strength cleaning detergent instead of schnapps.

The court in Klagenfurt in southern Austria heard how five diners ended up in hospital after drinking what they thought was schnapps.

The overworked waitress mistook the house detergent for the house schnapps when she served the guests.

They were taken to a local hospital after another guest, who had refused to drink the schnapps because it smelt so strange, called an ambulance.

The waitress told the court that she had been "stressed" and had grabbed the wrong bottle from the cellar.

She was found guilty of causing bodily harm.

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I wonder if she was in the Lost and Found room by mistake??