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Thread: Fossilised crustacean boasts oldest penis

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    The report about the fossil was originally written up in the 5 December issue of the journal SCIENCE. It's where I work. So now you know what I do for a living...work for people that study swimming penis'

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    What, 2Kitties? You mean you don't regularly research penis on Google after your morning cup of coffee? Heathen...


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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    I mean, did you just google "penis?"
    Doesn't everyone??

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    Originally posted by Cheshirekatt
    Doesn't everyone??


    I think they meant 'ogle' not 'google'...

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    Originally posted by Soledad
    What, 2Kitties? You mean you don't regularly research penis on Google after your morning cup of coffee? Heathen...

    well I'm certainly going to stary now! And lbaker, do you think I could get an application for your company?

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    OK you penis Googlers... you're going to get us ALL in trouble. Godfrey Daniels ..... I don't think I've EVER Googled a penis. Well maybcfgctft *stifles self* My journal SCIENCE also broke the story about the cockroaches that had little rockets strapped to their backs by scientists . This was to study something or another but the thought of armed cockroaches was enough to give me nightmares I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!!

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    Yes, lbaker, but what about jet powered cockroaches with multiple penises? Now THAT'S a nightmare.

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    From my experience, the possession of ONE penis is enough to turn your average man into a bumbling idiot (Richard, present company accepted).
    If 3 became the norm, God help civilization.

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    I think that if men did have three penises, jet packs would be in order because I have no idea how they'd walk.

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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    From my experience, the possession of ONE penis is enough to turn your average man into a bumbling idiot (Richard, present company accepted).
    If 3 became the norm, God help civilization.
    lol,

    I try to keep my Idiocy and bumbling separate.
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Zippy would have never noticed.
    Is it wrong I laughed after Piper lost "the family jewels" and gained a funky hop for a day or two?

    Uhh... nope, can't say I would've noticed... I thought Piper was a girl the first few months that I had him!

    Oh the indignity I bestow up on the four footed twirp!
    (See attached)

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    OH TONYA YOU DIDN'T look at the expression on that poor little bunster!! I'm laughing so hard but at the same time I'm so glad he can't see me or hear me laughing. Of course he might find it hard to hear ANYTHING with candy canes tied to his ears. OMG that's a funny picture

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    I mean, did you just google "penis?"
    *snort*

    google penis ... google penis ... google penis
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    ROTFL!



    I've been Boooo'd!

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    Oh what a funny subject, lmao, Soledad you are too funny, jetpacks!!!

    oogle, google whats the difference????

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