Answer....2

One to hold the base down.

"You holding it down calie?" "Got it"


One to pull the chain

"Pull harder, Vent"


Next....How many kittens does it take to adjust a fan

"Hold on" "stay right in the middle, OK"


"I said stay in the middle"


Answer none...Kittens can't adjust a fan.


Whats happens when you step away for just a second?


You lose your snack.