When I Was Little... (fun)

[Foam]

This is my friend Eric's response
when i was little i stole toys from my friends (my mom was a babysitter) and then she would cry and i would laugh and run away and hide in a toy box
He's such a dork

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

I am SUCH a dork.....

- I used to tie a hairbrush to the end of a string and pretend I was "fishing" over the staircase

- I used to steal big chunks of cheese out the fridge and then not finish them, then a month later my mum would clean out my toy box and I'd hear her scream "JUUULLLLIIIIIIEEEEEE" and I'd know she'd found my cheese

- I once tried to pull a bauble off my aunts Christmas tree and pulled the entire tree over

[popcornbird]

When I was little.................

I used to think doctors were evil because I thought they cut mommies open to take the baby out. Then I figured there had to be some other way because animals don't go to the docs! Then years later, I saw a deer giving birth on a nature program, and I was like Sigh.................I was so dumb! LOL

[mugsy]

When I was little, my friend and I used to put our shorts and shirts on and go barefoot and run up and down the road in the rain! What fun! I also used to play teacher in the basement. I also used to read all the time (Boxcar Children and Little House).

[Pam]

When I was little a dog followed me home from my friend's house. Being the responsible little person that I was, I looked for a tag on his collar and sure enough there was one, complete with a phone #. I went into the house and called the #. The woman on the phone thanked me for calling and said "just give him a shoo and send him home." Here's where you can tell I was little. I went into my brother's closet and started my search for an old shoe. Fortunately he asked me what I was doing and when I explained he laughed out loud. Can you imagine if that dog had come home with a shoe in his mouth? The woman would have wondered what kind of idiot her dog had followed home. (My mom and brother still remember that to this day and believe me it was decades ago!!)

[jenluckenbach]

"just give him a shoo and send him home." Here's where you can tell I was little. I went into my brother's closet and started my search for an old shoe.

LOL

[wolf_Q]

When I was little, we went camping my brother and sister were supposed to be watching me....they didn't do a very good job as I ended up eating poison berries and had to rush to the hospital. No, I don't remember if the tasted good.

[cloverfdx]

when i was little *a while ago* i thought i was adopted, actually i still think i am and it did not help when my brothers told me i was.

and also when i was little *about 5-6 yrs old* my oldest brother tried to through me off a cliff at the beach on a windy day *thanks* consequently i have a fear of cliff edges now * i thought about jumping once though when i was alot younger* so stupid

[micki76]

When I was little I used to dress my dog Tinker up in my baby doll's clothes and make him sleep in the crib and ride in the stroller. He didn’t mind too much though, cause I always feed him, too. He would sit there and wait for his good treat. Usually I would spoon feed him some milk or mashed potatoes for his "baby food".

Oh, I would also hold his front paws up and make him walk while wearing a pair of MY baby shoes my mother had saved.

He was the best dog EVER and was my best friend until I was 21 yrs old. He lived to be 20!

[Chinadoll]

lol I love this thread

When I was little...

I had a hard time pronouncing anything that was p-u-r Instead of purse, I pronounced it pase. Instead of purple, it was paple.
(On that same token, the boy next door would always prounce anything with TR as F. Instead of Fire Truck, he'd say Fire F***. And of course, he'd get a reaction...usually adults laughing so he'd go around yelling Fire F***! Fire F***! Fire F***!

I loved paper bags. Used to hoard them. Carried one around with me always. What can I say, I was a strange kid.

When I was about 3, I must have overheard some bad words from the adults....or so my family tells me. For when I was going potty and I found there was no toliet paper left, I screamed out..."Where the f*** is the toliet paper?!" ROTF!!!

[dukedogsmom]

There are some really good stories in here. Pam, that was so funny!!

[krazyaboutkatz]

When I was little I thought that if you ate watermelon seeds, that a watermelon would start growing in your stomach.

I also thought that all girls already had babies growing inside their tummys so we had to be extra careful when doing things.

[zippy-kat]

This comes from one of my mom's fellow teachers---

It was the first day of school and the teacher said, "Ok class get out your paper and pencils." All the little first graders start digging through their stuff. All that is, except for one little boy. He sits there and watches his classmates then (loudly) asks, "Who the h_ll signed me up for this sh_t?!"

Poor guy. He's in for a long haul.

[Christiansmommy]

When i was little...

I used to think the Television was called a Telescope...and i would ask to watch the Telescope.

When I was lilttle...

my friend and I used to get out our umbrellas (on a sunny clear day), and walk up and down our street singing Mary Poppins Songs...

[jenluckenbach]

When I was little I had a favorite stuffed animal that went EVERYWHERE with me. But wait........this was nothing more than a brown, square piece of cloth. I am told, that it originally, it was a purple rabbit, hence its name "Dirty Rab". but too much loving caused him a bit of wear and tear.
Dirty rab was even know by all the people who ran the places my mom and I would go. They'd ask how he was, etc.
I wish I had him today, as proof, but he just disintegrated into the air, I think, string by string.
I miss dirty rab.