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    Uh Oh, Richard, I think you started a topic here that I will be ranting in for quite some time. I can totally relate to IOI (In-Office-Idiots)!!! Ugh....first...

    Originally posted by Cheshirekatt
    Here's my rant:

    Is it really that hard to pick up after yourself? Our sink in our breakroom has never had a garbage disposal. Never. Yet it turns into a swill bucket every day because someone puts their dirty dishes in there with the food still on it.

    Perhaps a garbage disposal will magically appear???

    Why is it necessay to leave your cell phone on the table in the room while you're NOT THERE?? So everyone else has the joy of listening to the stupid ring? Again, and again and again......

    Next time that happens it's getting tossed into the swill bucket.

    Why do people complain about things being broken yet no one bothers to inform anyone of the broken appliance?

    Again, is it going to magically fix itself??

    Ok, I'm getting all worked up so I'm done!

    LOL LOL Cheshirekatt, I totally know what you mean. I don't know how many times I found myself wiping off the counters in the kitchen. Coffee was always spilled and sloshed all over the place, and what's annoying is we actually shared the building with another company and they would be griping that my company was the one to make a mess. I don't think so. I don't know how many times I saw an employee from that other company spill stuff, and not clean it up. I was constantly making sure things were nice and tidy.
    The company we shared the building with was really...uh...anal in where things were to go that they actually had YELLOW tape around the locations where things were to go with LABELS! For example, there would be yellow tape around the coffee pot labeled: Coffee Pot, or in the bathrooms there would be yellow tape around the Kleenex box and the soap dispenser labeled as such. Personally I thought all that tape and all those labels made things look sloppy and dumb.

    Now, onto rants about fellow employees (and upper management). Now, I'm not bitter or anything about my getting laid off, but why is it that the good people are always laid off while the a-holes get to run the business into the ground??!!
    The company I was previously working for started in 1999. I was there from the beginning. Within the last year, we merged with another company, which was a really bad move, and basically the people from that company just took over and laid off the people in the original company and now it's back to being that company. It's so stupid. (there were originally 50 people in our US office here, and now it's down to 7) Plus, one of the VPs thinks he runs the place, and the worthless President lets him, and he spends like we have unlimited funds! I don't think so! He goes on trips, spends money and charges drinks to the company. I organized a tradeshow back in April in Washington DC and I spent less money in 5 days, then he did in 2. That's rediculous!!
    Plus, if you're a President (CEO, whatever...) and you have a degree from Stanford (or some other so called "elite" school), wouldn't you at least learn how to type there??? It pained me to watch our President type. He doesn't do anything anyway. So, I get laid off (Thanks for being here from the beginning, caring about the welfare of the company and working your butt off! No severance for you!), and I was the ONLY person in Marketing and Customer Support. That scares me: don't companies need marketing and customer support?? But, our VP can still go on trips to Australia??!!
    OK, I'll get off my soapbox now....I'll rant about more stupidity later!

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    dearest co-worker,

    The guy that takes care of the front desk brought this to my attention yesterday-and
    I would like to apologize for it.


    He told me that when I walked in to pick up some work from your area you asked
    him who I was and what I did here.

    I apologize if I don't say too much to you, or walk by you without even bothering to
    say excuse me.

    In the four years I have worked in your area (and seeing you on almost everyday we have shared the
    same shift) I have noticed that….

    When I was initially introduced to all of you, you looked me up and down and
    never made the effort to say, hello, eat crap or stay away from me.

    You made me feel like I was intruding in your break room.

    When I see you in the hallway and hold a door open for you, you do not acknowledge me.

    When I see you run for the elevator and hold the door open for you, you ignore me and
    never say thanks.

    When we all go to meetings none of you will acknowledge me or sit at the same table.

    When I pass you in the hall and say hi, good morning or good afternoon-you find the tile
    floor interesting, far more interesting that I could ever be. You refuse to make eye contact with
    me-but you stare at my badge as you walk by.

    Should you decide that I am worth an answer-try to use a word or two, not a grunt or
    the look that will make milk curdle.

    And should I have a fairly good rapport with you in the hallway- don't ignore me when I see you in
    your work area- then wonder why I won't talk to you anymore.

    I noticed that when I get into the elevator with you that the tone and language of the conversation
    change dramatically.

    I apologize if my disposition upsets you- I'm glad I have a job, that I woke up this morning,
    that someone DID look me in the eye as I made it to my office. I'm glad that someone said 'good morning, thank you, your welcome' or they took the time to exchange a pleasantry on the weather, the news, sports or the time of day. Your job, effed up attitude and the fact that you live this miserable, hostile exsistence show me that I really do not care if you do say HI to me. It kinda makes me glad I don't know you

    I will not participate in your pot lucks, social events or parties because you will watch my every move, make sure that you watch every scoop of food that goes on my plate and you WILL MAKE SURE
    that you will let me know that EVERYONE made a donation - but completely ignore the fact that
    you never once mentioned, to me, that a 'donation event' was going to happen in the first place.

    Dearest co-worker,
    I am really sorry that when we end up in the same room I give you the cold shoulder or do not speak to
    you. Do not get upset if I stop to chat or crack a joke or two with someone-then walk away with out looking back. I just follow your lead and respond to your crappy attitude, the fact you are unhappy with your job, your boss or the fact you see my smiling face cruising the hallways of the building.

    Co-worker, please do not be offended if I do not show you any enthusiasm when you come to me with
    a problem and I refuse to smile, joke or laugh while you wait for me to assist you. I do look forward to
    spending the next four years on the fringes of your bad natured, rude and miserable exsistence……
    I'm having a good time, you should try it sometime.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Just for you on your stressful day. Sorry to hear you're having another bad one! Hope this at least brings back a smile to your face.
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    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    Originally posted by slick
    Just for you on your stressful day. Sorry to hear you're having another bad one! Hope this at least brings back a smile to your face.

    thanks!
    actually i wasn't having a stress day - i was just amazed that people will not take the time
    to talk to you even tho you have seen them, in the same place for the last four years.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Actually that happens here all the time. I've been here for 15 years and when I get busy I don't have time to be going around saying hello to everyone. I will acknowledge someone if I pass by them or in the elevator but if they don't acknowledge me I really don't care. And I refuse to participate in any pot luck lunches, staff meetings, baby showers, or any other morale boosters. I have not attended the Christmas lunch in 10 years or plan to do so in the future. I work with these people, why do I want to socialize with them.

    I know I'm getting away from your topic of discussion but, hey, this is my rant now.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    Yup, gonna rant too.

    I "ditto" CheshireKatt's comments, and add

    Excuse me, is that a magical dishwasher I see?
    - Did it automatically load the 5 million dirty cups left on the sink, with last years coffee dregs in it!?

    - Did it automatically unload the 5 million dirty cups, only to find YOUR latest dirty cup jammed in amongst all the clean ones

    - Did it automatically put all the clean cups away, plus the cutlery, plus the crockery ........... and then give you a dirty look for DARING to stand in the way of YOU putting down yet ANOTHER dirty coffee mug, whilst helping yourself to a clean one

    NO FRIGGING WAY!!!!
    That was ME = SUCKER. See it tattooed on my forehead????

    I am telling you , I am going to, one day place every single mug into a box, and eventually there will be NO CLEAN ones left ...... and NO COFFEE for YOU IDIOTS who cannot use a dishwasher.

    AND

    OH, is that 200 items of mail in the mail tray. Let me take out MINE ONLY, and leave the rest for the SUCKER (see tattoo comment above).
    BUT, SUCKER better hand out my mail (if I missed any), or I will give her the "LOOK".

    SUCKER says - "Here, LOOK at the fist coming towards your face"!!!!!

    .......... off to fume ....................



    Gee, .......... got abit carried away there .............
    M!
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    Quote CheshireKatt

    Why is it necessay to leave your cell phone on the table in the room while you're NOT THERE?? So everyone else has the joy of listening to the stupid ring? Again, and again and again......

    Next time that happens it's getting tossed into the swill bucket.


    You know what I do ............ I walk up to the phone, and change the ring to "silent" mode. Takes a few days before the cellphone moron realises ................ mwahahahahahah!!!

    M!
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    Hey, Richard! I am sorry to hear about your bad day! You must work for the same company as me!!! lol.

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    lol
    i had a busy day, no stress and just had to get that one out into the wind.....

    on the coffee thread......i transferred into an area and went to put my lunch in the community ice box - next to the coffee machine.....the 'senior employee' on the floor RAN up to me to let me know that i could not have any coffee from the machine because, "everyone pays for it"...
    i smiled and told her that it was o.k. because, "I don't drink coffee.."

    she turned bright red and sputtered a, 'just so you know' comment......

    we began to organize 'hamburger days', ice cream days and other pot luck events for our group....little moral boosters...she declined to participate in those events-pitch in or bring a dish-
    but when we closed off the offices to eat and sit around for a few minutes she'd be the first one thru the door with a BS question or
    piece of paper....that would lead to the, "oh it smells so good!, what are you eating??"

    later she complained to her boss that we we goofing around too much on those days. Her boss told our boss and our boss said,
    'They can do what they want, they are good employees and get the job done!'

    i almost offered to buy Mrs. Coffee a cup of joe for her humble pie.....but, since I don't drink the stuff.....



    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    this one just happened three minutes ago......


    Mr. financial analyst just called me up to remind me that my reports, due at 12 noon, still were not submitted.......

    I sent them, via e-mail almost 6 hours ago.....

    were they lost? virused? sent to the wrong person?
    did i make an error?



    NO!

    the moron did not open his 'IN BOX' to check to see if i DID send them, and when he finds the message he KEEPS repeating, NO.....NO.......NO.....

    Finally, he asks me if I highlighted the changes in yellow......Yes (OF COURSE IT IS!!!).....So now that he asks me that question I know he got them....

    then he asks me if they are complete....he's looking at them and can see that for himself, now that he's found the 'lost' reports......



    WHY ARE PEOPLE SO LAZY????

    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    .... this happened now too .....

    My boss worked from home on Tuesday, and is in the other office today (and yesterday too) (It is Thursday here already!)

    Rightio, she did not divert the phone at her desk because she "wanted to work" at home without disturbance.

    BUT, her phone here has been ringing every 5 minutes - with rude, rude people going ..........

    ME : Good morning, Kate's office, Michelle speak .....
    PERSON: (cutting me off) Kate there?
    ME: No, she is working from home / other office .... can I ...
    PERSON : (Cutting me off AGAIN) Does she have her mobile
    ME : YES, you can .......
    PERSON : Fine - click!

    NO MORE - I am not answering her phone ANYMORE!!!!

    grumble, grumble .........
    M!
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    Originally posted by captain


    BUT, her phone here has been ringing every 5 minutes - with rude, rude people going ..........

    see why it's better NOT to be a boss?
    all the people you deal with are rude....



    ADDENDUM to yesterday's rant...

    Mr. Financial Analyst calls this morning to let me know he has recalculated my reports-I did not put the totals on the report. He reads me HIS totals
    and i open the report that i sent to him......


    WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WRONG?????????

    the totals are written in TWO PLACES on the report...I set up a place on the report where the comp AUTOMATICALLY totals the numbers, I then transfer that number into the 'TOTALS' box..

    I typed them into the BOX NEXT TO THE PLACE WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!

    the remedy would be to move them ONE BOX OVER...
    no need to waste time adding them up again, making a phone call and sending an e-mail to tell me that
    they were missing.....if he had half a brain, wasn't so fricking lazy, and realized that the totals were right there in front of him......

    I admit i MADE A MISTAKE but I refuse to believe that people can be that clueless.....






    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    On casual-Fridays, I've seriously considered wearing a top that has,

    My Brains Are Even Bigger!

    plastered across the front...

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    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    On casual-Fridays, I've seriously considered wearing a top that has,

    My Brains Are Even Bigger!

    plastered across the front...
    OOH I want a shirt like that!!!!

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