Adult Commercials

[iceyshiver21]

LOL, Karen.

I get anywere from about 150 to 200 emails aday. About 50 of them are icky spam. I like wanna spaz. Oh and then its always great when my parents look over my sholder and ask what that one is, so i click so she doesn't think Im hiding anything form her, GET FREE PORN!, great...now my mom belives Im going to porn sites and they got my email. hmm....stupid spammers.

[primabella]

Originally posted by RICHARD
i enjoy the weight loss/fitness commercials

the before and after pics are the best.
if i was a gal i'd be pissed

before:
no smile
overweight
mousy brown hair
loose boxer shorts
t-shirt

after three weeks of the FAT BLASTER :
huge smile
skinny
blonde hair
bike shorts
tank top
(some how the FAT BLASTER increases bust size too!)

there is an infomercial with an older woman who has a GREAT
figure, it's Greer some or another.........
the part of her that weirds me out is her mouth.....she has one of those 'unsmiling' faces-the kind that when she puts lipstick on
it makes her look.........ugly.....plus the out-of-focus close ups don't help either....

lmao

Isn't it weird how those people are wearing the same swim suit in the before and after pics? lol Wouldn't they not fit into it anymore

[babolaypo65]

Girls gone wild. UGH. The poor parents of those girls. Can you imagine, you're at dinner with the neighbors and they say: oh, bev, I saw your daughter's breasts on tv with snoop doggy dog.

My "favorite" (if there is such a thing) spam is the one that says: "women: attract men with bigger breasts!"

Why would I *want* men with bigger breasts?

[iceyshiver21]

LOL, too funny babolaypo!!!

[All Creatures Great And Small]

Gee, and I thought those e-mails I got that told me to "increase my size" meant I should eat more! Darn - I'll have to lay off the Sara Lee for a while........

[GoldenRetrLuver]

Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
Gee, and I thought those e-mails I got that told me to "increase my size" meant I should eat more! Darn - I'll have to lay off the Sara Lee for a while........

LOL!

[Rottieluver45]

Originally posted by RICHARD
i enjoy the weight loss/fitness commercials

the before and after pics are the best.
if i was a gal i'd be pissed

before:
no smile
overweight
mousy brown hair
loose boxer shorts
t-shirt

after three weeks of the FAT BLASTER :
huge smile
skinny
blonde hair
bike shorts
tank top
(some how the FAT BLASTER increases bust size too!)

there is an infomercial with an older woman who has a GREAT
figure, it's Greer some or another.........
the part of her that weirds me out is her mouth.....she has one of those 'unsmiling' faces-the kind that when she puts lipstick on
it makes her look.........ugly.....plus the out-of-focus close ups don't help either....

LOL!! I hate those commercials!

The worst e-mail I get is the subject saying"See Farm animals having Sex" or"See girls have sex w/ farm animals"

It`s sooooooo gross!! I HATE IT!

BTW: I`m young and I`m still learning stuff, What does Prude mean?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by babolaypo65
Girls gone wild. UGH. The poor parents of those girls. Can you imagine, you're at dinner with the neighbors and they say: oh, bev, I saw your daughter's breasts on tv with snoop doggy dog.

My "favorite" (if there is such a thing) spam is the one that says: "women: attract men with bigger breasts!"

Why would I *want* men with bigger breasts?

lol,

or 'Bev, i saw your daughter was a white house intern....'

and don't be so literal

as we grow older that's all there is...men with bigger breasts!

[catland]

Commercials that annoy me -

The six-pack abs guy. Please dude, put on a shirt!

The same tampon commmercial, over and over again during a James Bond movie - talk about not knowing your target audience.


Fortunately, I no longer stay up late enough to see the really obnoxious, sleazy late-night commercials - besides, they've never been the same since Miss Cleo was indicted.

[Rottieluver45]

Originally posted by catland
Commercials that annoy me -

The six-pack abs guy. Please dude, put on a shirt!

Hey, it might not be TOO bad to see a guy w/ a six pack,w/o his shirt on...

What`s sick is if he has muscles that look like....man boobs... and he thinks he looks GOOD! NOT!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Rottieluver45
....man boobs... and he thinks he looks GOOD! NOT!!

lololololol,

here we go again with the 'man boobs' thing...

isn't that sexual harrassment?

[Airedalekisses]

I used to work in advertising-oh yes we had to draw those girls with the very large chests-they sold more fishing lures than anyone could possibly imagine. I actually started writing back to the spammers-especially the penis enlargement ones-did a fake ad for them-Yes you , too can increase the length of your "Johnson" by using the rock tied to the end method-why in just 2 weeks your penis will be at least 6 inches longer-the diameter of a toohpick;but a definitely 6 inches longer. You don't want to know about the www.wideload.com butt increase method-be the envy of the trailer park... Like your letter Karen!! I have been left alone by the "Johnson" boys!!

[babolaypo65]

Man boobs always remind me of Seinfeld when Kramer and George's dad create the man bra. But they kept arguing about the name: the Manssiere, or the Bro.

Originally posted by RICHARD
lololololol,

here we go again with the 'man boobs' thing...

isn't that sexual harrassment?

[Airedalekisses]

man boobs isn't sexual harrassment! when the man's boobs are bigger than the woman's that's a downright insult.