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  1. #31
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    CDM....

    should have known....

    a quiz

    Bishop Thomas O'Brien was busted for felony hit & run. His excuse is:

    A.) He drank too much Holy Water.
    B.) He didn't see the pedestrian because the Altar boy on his lap was blocking his view.
    C.) The Devil made him do it.


    lololololol...not my creation!!!!
    i'm going to hell on my own....
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Little joke I heard ages ago about the intrepretation of drinking communion wine that could be applied here -

    Could the bishop have misunderstood Jesus' command when he said "Drink ye all of it." Perhaps he was unclear as to the meaning of "all" thinking it meant every last drop as opposed to everyone partaking. Similar to Clinton's problem with understanding what is is?

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    Originally posted by RICHARD

    Bishop Thomas O'Brien was busted for felony hit & run. His excuse is:

    A.) He drank too much Holy Water.
    B.) He didn't see the pedestrian because the Altar boy on his lap was blocking his view.
    C.) The Devil made him do it.
    is there a "D" all of the above?

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    Originally posted by iceyshiver21
    is there a "D" all of the above?


    aren't you done with tests for the year????

    you should be enjoying summer vacation instead of taking more tests....lol!
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    ROFLMAO Oh Richard! I just love that.......I HAVE to pass that on, it is SOOOOOOO funny!'

    Thanks for making me laugh!
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    I was going to say all of the above too...

    When I was testing in Nursing School the teachers always told us rule of thumb: when ever you see an "all of the above" answer, it's usually the correct answer.

    LMAO
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    ROFLMAO Oh Richard! I just love that.......I HAVE to pass that on, it is SOOOOOOO funny!'

    Thanks for making me laugh!
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    plaid flashbacks!!!

    ah the years of plaid! the thought of plaid wool makes me itch, after all these years.
    joyce who has princess peanut, spokesdog for the catpack, mojo, magic, kira and squirty, members of the catpack, angel duke, a good dog who is missed and angel alex the wonder dog, handsome prince.

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    What's up with all the PLAID ?

    At the Indy Catholic schools it was navy blue skirts & white
    blouses. In high school, the same thing, only we (girls only
    school) had to wear ribbon ties.( Different color for each grade).
    Reasoning behind it was you could be the richest kid in town
    or the poorest, but you all looked & were treated the same.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






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    Slightly Off Subject...

    Originally posted by lizbud

    Reasoning behind it was you could be the richest kid in town
    or the poorest, but you all looked & were treated the same.
    Alot of public schools out here are doing that too for the very same reason. And to keep "gang related clothing" out of school. The rest of the public school are pushing for it.

    I personally don't agree with it. (but that's a whole other thread )
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    When I went to catholic school I had to wear a navy blue jumper, I hated it.
    I've been Defrosted!

    Thanks for the great signature Kay!

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    Originally posted by Uabassoon
    When I went to catholic school I had to wear a navy blue jumper, I hated it.
    I hate to ask, but....Did you have to wear a special gym
    suit or outfit? We did.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    for gym we had to wear this ugly little blue shorts and a blue shirt with the schools name on it.
    I've been Defrosted!

    Thanks for the great signature Kay!

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    school uniforms...sad, so sad. But i sopose it kinda makes people look alittle more at your personality instead. I went to a public elementry school...10 kids in my large class there. Not many of us moved or came...we where togather for 9 years and split up last year. I loved my small school..i knew everyone and was respected by kids and staff alike, in return i respected them. Our class was angels every sub loved us. we knew just when to behave. The principle always listened to us...if there was a teacher that we all had a tough time with she knew the teacher must be doing something wrong because we always behaved otherwise. But this teacher gave us ICARES (pink slips that if you get enough you can get detention...i got 54 in 7th grade and 24 in 8th all from that one teacher. The princleple finely stopped accepting them from her because she gave them out for every little thing.

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