Thursday #4

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by RICHARD
someone remind me to tell the kitty pee pee story
i told when i first registered....lynnstankard
thought it was funny

Hey Rich,
Can you tell us that kitty pee story?

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Naomi, how about a DotD in a big pineapple, and Richard can get some sumo wrestling suits in - that's always looked like a laugh

Not a big pineapple fan, but can I still get a dotd from last week? I like raspberries

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Naomi, how about a DotD in a big pineapple, and Richard can get some sumo wrestling suits in - that's always looked like a laugh

what did you call it a 'tackle basket'????

or banana hammock????? now it's that sumo thong.....i give up!!!!!

[Miss Meow]

Oh dear, I might get out of this before Karen and Paul get back

And a raspberry drink for Naomi please!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Nomilynn
Hey Rich,
Can you tell us that kitty pee story?

aw hell, here goes......

being in love is wonderful, you quiver at the thought of spending time with that special person.... you have encounters in the morning, before work, at lunch time, the early evening-
the weekends are even more 'productive'.....

one amorous weekend we had just finished having a special moment......it's around dusk and as we lie there in that very special afterglow i move to my side to cuddle when i feel this hot spot growing on my back.....knowing it's kinda like the feeling i get when i'm stung by a bee, i swipe my hand across my back and feel WATER!!!!

as i roll over i am looking into the eyes of a laughing cat....

a very possessive, laughing cat.......

after i showered and picked up the urine soaked sheets i promised myself that the GF's cats would never be in the same room when THAT happened....


the moral of the story is....

any warm feeling on your back is probably cat pee.

the end!

[RICHARD]

naomi,
done!


miss meow,
that story is between you and me, god know what the other patrons would think if they heard THAT one........okay??

[Miss Meow]

Just you, me and the lurkers

Is champagne a bit too highbrow for Dick's Bar?

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by RICHARD
aw hell, here goes......

the moral of the story is....

any warm feeling on your back is probably cat pee.

the end!

HAHAHAHAHAAH... Ok Rich you have seriously made my day.. thanks for the laugh!

Bassett has done similar... thank god it wasn't ON the bed nor during a moment like that, but.. here is my kitty pee story.

My BF was over and we were just waking up and trying to decide what to have for breakfast. I was standing at the end of the bed, talking, and he was kind of groggy still and mumbling something about bacon. Bassett started in on a long, drawn out story about feeling neglected, which he and I both ignored. So, to get our attention, she climbed into my BF's suitcase.. his BRAND NEW Samsonite suitcase.. and squatted...

I screamed "BASSETT NOOOOOO" and took a flying leap over to the suitcase, and yanked her out buy the scruff of the neck. She hissed, I swore, the BF sat upright and shouted "What the hell is going on!" all at the same time.. thankfully, she simply soiled his sock. He didn't leave his suitcase on the floor after that.

[catland]

check your calendars boys and girls - its now officially Thursday at Thursdays!

[babolaypo65]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Uabassoon]

Yay! It's Thursday. I'll have one of those pina coladas in a pinapple.

[RICHARD]

Done.....


and why are they called 'pine apples'?

is it really a pine and doesn't come close to an apple either!

[lbaker]

and don't ever try to make a pie with road apples either
Laurie

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'm in the mood for something sweet and salty. Do you have any chocolate covered pretzels?

[Logan]

Something fruity, please Richard. No coconut!!!