I did say I was bad!!!!!!!!
I did say I was bad!!!!!!!!
Mandy
Kittycats_delight (Michelle) thanks for the great signature!
Bad is allowed - that's Thursdays - bad jokes and fun!![]()
Just as well...coz even with practice I don't think they would get any better!!Originally Posted by gini
Hey - has anyone got any food?
Mandy
Kittycats_delight (Michelle) thanks for the great signature!
Double-groan!!!!!!! That's almost as bad as....
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
Where's the bar-tender!!!![]()
So it's lunchtime here and I've got a hankering for some onion rings. MOFF???? How about you wipe that blueberry gunk off Mario face and we go and make us up batch???? Then after we eat we can start on that birthday cake. Oh Gini will be so excited!!!!
**slaps hand on mouth** Oh, oh I think I spilled the beans!!!![]()
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Sounds good to me!!!Originally Posted by slick
I don't think Gini heard a thing. She's playing in the groan a roni. Is that a cousin of macaroni?![]()
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I could be rice-a-roni's relative. OK, now we're being just plain silly....but isn't that was Thurday's is all about? At least we've cleaned ourselves up from a few years ago. Remember the "unmentionables" hanging from the rafters and Mario swinging from chandlier??
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Feels dumb, as I don't get that joke - however, .... if you take the pee out of the pants, all you're left with is ..... ants!![]()
Mario looks SO cute in those pics!
I think I'll switch to blueberry tea for the afternoon shift.
Perhaps I should have said underpants, knickers, whatever....as I know you call trousers, pants ?? Would that have made it more funny?!
Plus - it's nearly 10pm here...so can I be forgiven coz it's been a long week and nearly time for bed????
Mandy
Kittycats_delight (Michelle) thanks for the great signature!
Just gotta say this.... if life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys!
Can I have some onion rings with that, please?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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"I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.
Originally Posted by Randi
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Mandy
Kittycats_delight (Michelle) thanks for the great signature!
I like the way you think.Originally Posted by Randi
Mario - can you save some of those blueberries for tomorrow's waffles?
These are not the droids you were looking for
Time to get off my rear end,..
I got some waffles on the griddle...yep, it's only 9 o'clock here..but let's party.
CL,
First waffle is yours!
DONE!
Hi BB.
Randi,
One large BM and an order of O-Rings.
DONE!
Hi Redd,
Some B berry Tea?
DONE!
Slick,
You just mentioned the unmentionables!![]()
KK, Drop the bar rag and I'll get you a drink!
DONE!
BF,
One scotch?
DONE!
LP
One more LIT?
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Hey bartender - it's my birthday...........champagne for everyone!!
(please)
Done!
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OMG - I didn't realize. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINI.Originally Posted by gini
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You are such a wonderful, generous person. Hope you had a great day.
These are not the droids you were looking for
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