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  1. #31
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    Uh, I think I'll skip the clam jooze, but a glass of fresh juice sounds good here, too. I used to make juice every morning, but now I'm old and lazy. So has anyone here actually seen the new Bond flick?

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by slick

    Can you stick the carrots in whole???

    Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....
    KLAM Juze??

    Does someone want Klam Juze?

    I'll run over to Ye Ole Klam Shoppe and pick up a Bucket-o-Klams ...
    Will the Juze Grinder handle them OK *IN* the shells?
    Be a lot quicker & easier!

    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

  3. #33
    Phred, I'm sure the juicer COULD juze the klamz in de shells, but it would be REALLY noisy and Lady would bark.

    Besides, the Juze would come out sandy!

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human

    but it would be REALLY noisy and Lady would bark.
    Ooooooh ... too Noisy ....
    Like when ya turn on the Garbich Grinder and discover THAT's
    where the missing spoon was hiding!


    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    Phred, I'm sure the juicer COULD juze the klamz in de shells, but it would be REALLY noisy and Lady would bark.

    Besides, the Juze would come out sandy!
    And wouldn't the jooz be a little KRUNCHIE?

  6. #36
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    Mmm krunchy klam jooz...Whereas I'd pass my two cats would cirtianly NOT!

    They would like a double order

    A smoothie for me, thank you!

    Mario, I didn't know you could drive an Aston Martin! Can I have a ride?

  7. #37
    *peeks in*

    It's a maddddddddhouse!

    *runs out*

  8. #38
    Was someone just at the door?

    Durn, looks like Orc scared away another customer.

  9. #39
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    Yeah, that orc has a lot to answer for.

    Not a fan of James Bond anyway, but you are certainly not selling this new one to me, folks. I will look out for a clip of him coming out the sea though.

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    Wouldn't the little Klamz make funny noises if we put them in the joozer live? Ouch the squeals! Cover your ears! Besides, I don't like to chew my Klam jooze but now some cherry jooze, now we're talkin'!

    Mario! Be careful driving that Aston Martin in here!

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  11. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....
    Klam Jooze makes all the difference in a Caesar (is it too early in the day for one of those?) ... it just gives a little oomph thats missing from a Bloody Mary. If you can get your hands on a bottle of Motts Clamato (basically Tomato Juice and Clam juice), and some vodka, and worstishire, and some pickled beans for garnish, you've got yourself one good drink Oh, plus celery salt rimmer on the glass and ice too.


    BTW, where is this orc, and should i be carrying a stick, or a billygoat or something?
    oh wait, thats for trolls...


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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    Moff, I've always wanted a juicer but with all the ones I've seen, you have to take the time to cut everything up before putting it in. Such a pain in the rear. Can you stick the carrots in whole???

    Oh yes, fresh juice over here please, and thank you. Can Mario make some cherry jooozze??

    Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....
    Yep, you can put the carrots in whole but you need to chop the tops off. You only need to chop stuff up that won't fit in. I think apples may fit in that thing fine.

    Mario, how about making some grape juz instead? Cherrys need to have the pits taken out and we don't want you throwing those around the bar again. Most things don't need the seeds taken out except peaches and cherries and I think watermelons.

    Hey, not gonna me no klamz gettin juzed in my new juzer!!! I'm not sure the odor would ever wash out!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Well this is a fine howdy doody ~ I'm back from a weird journey and find screaming klamz and someone carrying a billy goat, mario driving a mini aston martin and chopped off carrot tops *and I thought I had been in a weird place before, honey... this has them all beat* Love to you all, I've missed you. I'll need to take a while to get back in the water but it's a start

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbaker
    Well this is a fine howdy doody ~ I'm back from a weird journey and find screaming klamz and someone carrying a billy goat, mario driving a mini aston martin and chopped off carrot tops *and I thought I had been in a weird place before, honey... this has them all beat* Love to you all, I've missed you. I'll need to take a while to get back in the water but it's a start
    Now see what happens when you aren't here to keep us in line?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    We need to be kept in line? MOFF, how could you?

    Hey, could you help me here, I have all of these KLAMZ stuffed into the machine and it won't start. In fact, I think it mumbled something about me being very stupid!!

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