Favorite Movie Lines?

[davidpizzica]

From the "Muppet's Christmas Carol": "Light the lamp, not the rat! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!"

[cloverfdx]

DJf they are my favourite quotes from Girl interrupted .

Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!" - The Goonies.

Mama Fratelli: Four waters. Is that all?

Mouth: No! I want the veal scalopini.

Mikey: Shut up Mouth.

Mouth: I want the fetucini alfredo. I want the spahgetti carbonara from 1981.

Mama Fratelli: The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?

Mama Fratelli: Sit down! - The Goonies.

Melanie: You dumb stubborn redneck hick. - Sweet Home Alabama.

[Dorothy39]

From "The Blues Brothers"


"How much for the women? " The women, how much for the women?"

[smokey the elder]

Young Frankenstein:

"Put the candle BACK!"

"Seda-give?!"

"Igor, get the bags.." "You take the blond, I'll take the one in the toiben!"

Spaceballs:

"I hate it when my Schartz gets twisted!"

Ghostbusters:

"No one steps on a church in MY town!"

Ghostbusters II:

"Being miserable is every New Yorker's God-given right!"

"Lenny...you could save the lives of millions of registered voters!"

[lv4dogs]

Alice's Restaurant
If anyone is going to make a fool out of me, it might as well be me!

Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call?

[elizabethann]

From Moonstruck....

when Cher's Uncle is staring at the full moon....he says...."it's Cosmo's moon".

So everytime I see a full moon, that's what I say (plus I have a cat named Cosmo, so it makes sense to me but everybody usually looks at me like I have 2 heads).

[ramanth]

"You cheat Dr. Jones! You cheat!"

[Karen]

"He chose ... poorly."

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Dorothy39]

"Whew, People come and go so quickly here"

Dorothy Gale in Munchin land.

[Dorothy39]

Madaline Kahn, near the ending of "Young Frankenstein"


" Dum,, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum ----then licks her thumb, sets it onto her rear , then, makes that hot iron sizzle sound , hissss! I loved her !!!

[beeniesmom]

From "The Shining"

Jack to Wendy: "I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in!"

and "Wendy, I'm home."

I know, pretty grusome.... but that movie is a classic.

[Suki Wingy]

I just watched Chamber of Seacrets on TV and I had to add this one from right after Lochart's memory charm backfires
Lockhart: um, who are you?
Ron: I'm Ron Weasley
Lockhart: Oh, well, and um, who am I?
Ron: You're Professor Lockhart
Lockhart: *pause* Well this is an odd sort of place. Do you live here?
Ron: No. *slaps lockhart across the back of the head*

[moosmom]

National Lampoon's Animal House:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

"I suggest you start drinking heavily."

Steel Magnolias:

"Go ahead Weezer, KNOCK HER LIGHTS OUT!!!"

"I'd rather have 10 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."

Mommy Dearest:

"Why can't you give me the RESPECT that I'm entitled to??" "Because I am NOT one of your fans!!"

"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!"

[Dorothy39]

From "The Shining"

Jack to Wendy: "I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in!"

and "Wendy, I'm home."

I know, pretty grusome.... but that movie is a classic.

From "One Flew over the Cockoo's Nest"


A waitress asks him : "Hold the Chicken"?

"Between you knees", spoken by Jack Nickolson.

[The Cat Factory]

I have lots of favorites, here are a few...

From Beavis & Butt-Head Do America

Beavis: This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Or like a 7-11, or something.

From Army Of Darkness

[after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]
Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Evil Ash: Huh?
[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]