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  1. #1
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    Intelligent cats
    like Eddie manage Control
    Alt Del with one paw

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    Originally posted by Barbara
    Intelligent cats
    like Eddie manage Control
    Alt Del with one paw

    The bulk of Edster,
    manages to cover the
    rest of the keyboard!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Catputation?

    Cat 'bits' and cat 'bytes'
    A wireless mouse, mouse pad
    Don't cater to cats!

    A binary cat
    figures out yes or no
    or is on or off

    But to his credit
    My cat is smarter than your
    Dell or IBM

    Cells and DNA
    Are far better than any
    Plastic or metal

    I do have a choice
    On a cold night to cuddle
    with a smart warm cat

    A cold plastic pile
    Of artificial smarts
    has no heart or soul!!!!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Halogen lighting
    warms up my cold cold keyboard
    for my napping cat.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    halogen lighting
    and my fake rubber wrist rest
    let Ed sleep in peace.


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    Pet Talk BBQ
    Gathering great pet owners
    Goes by WAY too fast.
    Last edited by RICHARD; 08-11-2005 at 10:04 PM.

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    A cat in my lap
    Making biscuits on my thigh.
    I need a bandage.

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    Winter's cold weather
    Curls the spine of my cat-
    Tortellini cat?

    Tortellini cat-
    nose covered by your tail.
    Doesn't that tickle?

    Sleeping pasta cat
    Please don't take up the whole bed
    I need beauty sleep!!

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    I wake now, Daily
    An organic heating pad.
    Nestled next to me.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    The Cat-olympics
    will open soon, the world's best!
    gold medals for all?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    My purrno habit
    embarasses my father!
    Gorgeous kitty tail!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    A cat blinks the eyes at you
    It's "The Look"
    Gold, Amber, Green, Blue
    The cat blinks
    For once in your life
    It's all about you ~

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    Wow

    Those are Great. I can relate. I love this one

    I need a new toy.
    Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
    Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

    I have 2 black dogs with fluffy tails and my cats love to play with them.

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    Big Tigris sleeping
    in Beanie Babies' basket
    all afternoon long.

    Filou where are you?
    Hidden in aunt Vio's tent
    sleeping just as well.

    After lots of sun
    rainy days are abck and we
    need to keep us warm.

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    warm hiding places
    we need to rest for later!
    The night is play time!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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