for drinking iced tea during summer afternoons.
Just a play on words,
Where do earth worms go during cold weather?
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for drinking iced tea during summer afternoons.
Just a play on words,
Where do earth worms go during cold weather?
we shot the moon
to go to the moon
why do we have phones?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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So telemarketers can receive a paycheck
What is a flash light?
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Something to shine in other peoples' faces. What are mice?
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Hi!
Mice refers to several die, as in dice. more than 6 die are referred to as mice.
How many cards in a standard deck?
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all the cards in the world! What's a deck?
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a deck is a mound of dirt , thus, hit the dirt!!!!
Why do sailors have tattoos?
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just so they can see how it looks on them, after that they don't want it anymore. Why do we draw pictures?
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here's a good on Jalb, we draw in pitchers, we draw water into a pitcher!!!
Whew , I must be tired, but The wrong game is fun!!!
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I forgot to ask another silly question.
What is a weather vane?
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It's when the weather is acting vain! What's shortstop?
This house grows dog hair
A stop sign that's short!
Why do people brush their teeth?
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
we shot the moon
so our teeth would get all icky and gross *yuck*
why do we have singers?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
This house grows dog hair
To provide grocery money for us!
Why do we have money?
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
we shot the moon
So we can have it as a souvernier.
why do we have actors?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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