Cat Haiku

[Barbara]

Intelligent cats
like Eddie manage Control
Alt Del with one paw

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
Intelligent cats
like Eddie manage Control
Alt Del with one paw

The bulk of Edster,
manages to cover the
rest of the keyboard!

[RICHARD]

Cat 'bits' and cat 'bytes'
A wireless mouse, mouse pad
Don't cater to cats!

A binary cat
figures out yes or no
or is on or off

But to his credit
My cat is smarter than your
Dell or IBM

Cells and DNA
Are far better than any
Plastic or metal

I do have a choice
On a cold night to cuddle
with a smart warm cat

A cold plastic pile
Of artificial smarts
has no heart or soul!!!!!

[RICHARD]

Halogen lighting
warms up my cold cold keyboard
for my napping cat.

[RICHARD]

halogen lighting
and my fake rubber wrist rest
let Ed sleep in peace.

[RICHARD]

Pet Talk BBQ
Gathering great pet owners
Goes by WAY too fast.

[RICHARD]

A cat in my lap
Making biscuits on my thigh.
I need a bandage.

[RICHARD]

Winter's cold weather
Curls the spine of my cat-
Tortellini cat?

Tortellini cat-
nose covered by your tail.
Doesn't that tickle?

Sleeping pasta cat
Please don't take up the whole bed
I need beauty sleep!!

[RICHARD]

I wake now, Daily
An organic heating pad.
Nestled next to me.

[RICHARD]

The Cat-olympics
will open soon, the world's best!
gold medals for all?

[RICHARD]

My purrno habit
embarasses my father!
Gorgeous kitty tail!

[lbaker]

A cat blinks the eyes at you
It's "The Look"
Gold, Amber, Green, Blue
The cat blinks
For once in your life
It's all about you ~

[RICHARD]

Very Cold Cat Paws
On My Sleepy Exposed Skin
Evil Fun For Cats?

The Cat Fun Primer.
Break All The Expensive Stuff!
Ignore The Cheap Crap.


The Way To Stop Wars?
Sow The Ground With Hairballs-
Soldiers Go Barefoot!

How Does Your Furball
Figure Where You Are Going?
Always Underfoot!

The Smelly Wet Food
Is My Cat's Real Favorite.
Decent Smells, Ignored?

If I Was Not Here
Dad Would Be Writing Haiku
About Those Dumb Dogs!

I Am A Real Muse
Write Good Haiku About Me
Or I Will Scratch You

I Slumber Deeply
I Awake Very Rested
Cat Hair In My Mouth

Chasing The Sunlight
The Warmest Spots On The Floor
A Cat In Motion?

Spilling Your Water
On Freshly Mopped Floor Tiles.
My Feet Are All Wet.

You Climb My Body
Wake Me Up From My Dreaming.
Just To Say "meow"?

Who Knocked This Over?
Not Me! I Have Been Sleeping.
Look For Intruders!

Gravity Works Well
On Those Cats That Are Sleeping.
They Don't Move At All!

A Real Treat For You!
A Can Of Meaty Wet Food-
Stinky Poop For Me!

[Gin]

I have just read this entire thread. Your haikus are fantastic! I was inspired to try it myself. Here is the lame result..

Time for breakfast. Humans
still asleep. Cold nose on skin
Works every time.

[RICHARD]

a soft cat belly
fingers touch warm kitty fur
new scratch on my wrist.