Cat Haiku

[RICHARD]

Ed thinks that Filou
Is not lazy in the least,
merely sleep deprived.

[RICHARD]

who is that kitty?
That face in my porch doorway
Who is your daddy?

[RICHARD]

I can hardly wait,
to get into my driveway.
and see my kitty!

[RICHARD]

A cat-ropractor
Appointment for me last night.
My spine is aligned!

[RICHARD]

Thunder and lightning?
I am a brave little cat!
Braver when I hide!

[lbaker]

MOM! you worked all weekend! We don't care about money
We don't even have pockets
We are angry
We missed you
We all want to sit on your lap at the same time
Where is your Pet Fur?
Where have you been?
We don't like W-O-R-K
That nasty four letter word

[RICHARD]

Dad, why the long face?
I only ran over you
when you were sleeping!

[Barbara]

Mom that's no earthquake
Filou only jumped on you
while you were sleeping!

[RICHARD]

I escape from Ed
In side of my dreamy brain-
wake up next to him.



A real cat quake
is nothing more that one cat
running through the house!

[lbaker]

Imagine three or four
Or maybe more

Does the expression "Buffalo Herd"

Score?
20 paws, across the floor.

[RICHARD]

The Cat Pet Talkers
always view their little ones
as menu items.

Tortellini with
A side order of cat loaf.
"Cat food" for my eyes!!

[RICHARD]

No daily Pet Talk?
Life with no Pet Talk, is like
a world without air!!

[Barbara]

pet talk with eddie
must be a bit better than
no pet talk at all

Hey guy, get yourself a 'puter at home

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
pet talk with eddie
must be a bit better than
no pet talk at all

Hey guy, get yourself a 'puter at home

Computer at home.
Is too much, after a day
of keyboard at work!


I do have a computer at home!!

[RICHARD]

A brand new keyboard
And an adaptor, IT WORKS!!!!!
LOOK OUT PETTALKERS!!!