Dear Diary

**Edwina's Secretary** · 10-04-2005, 05:24 PM

Dear Diary,

Yesterday Blondie snatched me up and had me in Fort McFarland (the carrier in which I traveled to California from Chicago) before I knew what happened. We didn't go far! I met a couple of nice dogs and then......oh my....the indignity....

If they wanted a poop sample couldn't they just ASK????

The doc said I am an excellent specimen and such a sweet boy! No stickers for my file. I was too scared!! I shed so much Blondie had a bad allergy attack and couldn't go to the gym!!

He did use some very bad "f" words.......He said I am not very fastidious and that I am somewhat fat....

So HH and I are going on the Atkins Diet for cats....

When I stop looking so sad and pitiful....

Dramatically yours

,

Eddie

**lizbud** · 10-04-2005, 05:30 PM

Oh Eddie,

I always knew you were an excellent specimen of cathood.(is that a word?) A totally gorgeous kitty, but fat? No way baby.

Surely he was
joking with you.

**kuhio98** · 10-04-2005, 07:04 PM

Congratulations Sir Eddie on not getting any stickers in your "permanent file". I believe that Lady Edwina still holds the record for most stickers in a single vet visit. Perhaps this event should be considered for the next Olympics ??

Most males that I'm acquainted with Flunk the Fastidiousness Factor too. Seymour (my sister's cat) believes that it suffices to give an "air kiss" in the general vacinity.

And it's hard to clean back "there" when you have extra Fluffiness around your middle. California is known for it's plastic surgery. Perhaps a little lipo around the middle?

**catmandu** · 10-04-2005, 07:14 PM

Hi Eddie,this is your pal,the Moose!
At least you dint get the O word,Obese!
And they had a nerve,touching you there,thats very purrsonal.
I hope you bit him.
And I hope,you get even with Blondie,run out,and hide for a few hours.
Other than that ,You are a Purrfect Cat!!

**momcat** · 10-04-2005, 07:19 PM

I'm so happy to hear that the whitecoat didn't give you any stickers, he wouldn't dare after that plumbing humiliation. The nerve of that hoomin dissing YOU like that!

But did give you an A+ for your check up. Glad to know you're fit as a fiddle.....

**rg_girlca** · 10-04-2005, 08:48 PM

I should say so that you don't get a sticker on your file, after the humiliation that you had to go through Eddie.
I hope your meowmie is feeling better.

Hugs & kisses to you in hopes it will perk you up as that picture of you is just too heartbreaking.

**AmberLee** · 10-04-2005, 08:54 PM

May you thrive on the Catkins diet, sweetie! (Oh, Atkins??? Hmmm. You might like that!)

**krazyaboutkatz** · 10-05-2005, 12:53 AM

You're too much of a sweetheart to get any stickers in your file.

Good luck with the new diet. I personally love big cats.

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 10-05-2005, 11:33 AM

Aw, Eddie I'm sorry for the indignity of it all.

Maybe you misunderstood the doctor. Maybe he meant PHAT (which means good) not fat, which isn't?

**Killearn Kitties** · 10-04-2005, 05:33 PM

Oh Eddie, what a good boy you are! Well behaved, no stickers, a perfect specimen indeed. I hope your poor secretary has recovered! Did you give her the rest of the day off?

**catnapper** · 10-04-2005, 05:35 PM

We always knew you were a perfect specimen. Thankfully that is now a matter of medical record... a sticker free record at that! Well done Eddie!

**jazzcat** · 10-04-2005, 05:38 PM

Oh the indignity of having the ole plumbing inspected. Glad to hear it went well and no stickers. Best of luck with the new diet!

**CalliesMom** · 10-04-2005, 06:29 PM

Eddie?!?! a diet?!?!

Well, I think you are just perfect. My kitties don't like the vet either, but they never had to have their erm..plumbing checked. Poor guy.

**Laura's Babies** · 10-04-2005, 06:40 PM

Dear Eddie, After what they put you through, I hope you made them give you plenty of treats and your Meowmie is catering to your every wish! Make her PAY!!! Chester, Amy, Giz and Samantha