We love what your human wrote:
I am deeply in love with Ikea and cannot live without her.
The bond of love between you and your human is so lovely, like us with our darling Sasha.

When one loves a kindred spirit like you and your human love each other -- it is infinite and nothing can ever end it. Love defies death.

You are such a beautiful pussycat and look so sweet, which we're sure you are. Live long, Darling Princess Ikea, healthy, happy and always cherished.