to find good help anymore! Look at the lazy bums I have hired as secretaries!

One is bold enough to take a nap on my lap, another just sits there!


Another was caught sleeping on some very sensitive equipment - he claims to have been trying to figure out how to put the cover on it.


I have no doubt my senior secretary was off doing much the same, but these three are something else -- slacking off in front of the boss! Good thing this is a "casual office" or there might be some serious penalties! Perhaps all catnip and toys would be confiscated... or *gasp* all treat priveledges revoked!

Excuse me, did you say no more treats???


Do you see the cat-itudes I get from my office staff?!?