I have a piece of crap alarm clock that has giant numbers and does nothing but beep at you.

I have seen the slick alarm clocks that play CDs, wake you up to your favorite music or buzz like a beehive.

My new alarm clock is totally random.

It climbs up my legs, perches itself on my shoulder and meows in my face, or there is that nifty silent feature that wakes you up with the fur coated-tail whipping across your face.

But I'm not much for the gravity feature, you know, the one where stuff falls off the table or counter and crashes to the floor.

No model number but here is a pic.