75 Ways To Order a Pizza

[chrissycat21]

LOL! Those are great.

[Addie]

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.


i have done those countless times...i think it is so funny... I called one day and i still remember the conversation...actually the only way i remember it is because i do it every time i call! lol!


Me: Hello...Mamas...yeah...i'd like a lage pepperoni pizza with an odd number of onions on that between 8 and 10, and can i also get a triple whopper and a large fry, and....can you, uhh, make sure my pizza is*looks around suspiciously* dead?

The person: large pepperoni with 10 onions and what else m'aam?

Me: Did you know Kenney Chesney just got married?

Pizza Guy: uhh, okay...

Me: uhh, okay...

Pizza guy: What did you say?

Me: What did you say?

Pizza Guy: I swore you just said, ugh...nevermind
register sounds

Me: oh, and i would also like a slice of pizza to go with my drink.

Pizza Guy: huh

Me: And no pepperonis on that pizza...

Pizza Guy: Okay...anything ELSE m'aam?

Me: and do you need my name and phone number?

Pizza Guy: Yes please

Me: Okay...555-555-6948

Pizza Guy: Got it

Me: Oh...no no no no....dis vill not do*makes the tsskk sound...french accent)

Pizza Guy: What won't do?

Me: Oooo...I forgot sometin mate...i need 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern.(Australian accent)

Him: A what?

Me: Your new on this job aren't you old chap? Well, I need a (English)

Him: I thought you said no pepperoni...

Me: Yeah...I know...butz you haveta put it on muh pizza or i wonst be haaapy.(weird talk like the guy in Joe Dirt)


Him: Yeah...okay...uhh, can i have your number?

Me: Can i have YOUR number?

and then i hang up...pretty funny....