Thursday Dale Jarret......#88!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Mmmmmm....monster pizza sounds yummy to me! I'll have to agree about the slimmy fishy things though - yuck! And lite to no green peppers on my half please. Other than that, whatever you prefer sounds good to me!

Thanks everybody. Can't wait to get home and see how P & CJ are getting on. At least I know that no fur will have been shed.

Richard, you're right about that thing under the red roomba thingy. Takes care of all haz-mat situations.

Zippy, too funny about the cats not even moving anymore.

Another slushie please. But only one because I'm going to have to be in 4-wheel drive on the way home the way it is.....

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
[url]Hi Pit Chick and welcome to the bar!!
Did we get your one clean joke to get your lifetime membership??
I'll give you some time to think about one!!
(If you gave us one already, forgive me!)

Will this work?


"you might be a redneck if.......When you slam on the brakes, four dogs hit the dash"

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom


Another slushie please. But only one because I'm going to have to be in 4-wheel drive on the way home the way it is.....

I hope you are gonna 4 wheel it home.......Three or two is way too dangerous!!!

Slushie, Done!


Be careful and check to see that kind of 'prize' CJ may have dropped.....Typical male! Indeed!
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Pit Chick,

That's good enough for me!

Belly up to the bar and order.....

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by RICHARD
Be careful and check to see that kind of 'prize' CJ may have dropped.....Typical male! Indeed!

It was a nice gooey surprise. Not at all what I'm used to seeing in the litterbox. And to top it all off, he stepped in it and tracked it all over the room! Eeeewwwww!!!

Normally I only two wheel drive it home....but you've got a good point.

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
Belly up to the bar and order.....

I'll have Sex with an Alligator.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Pit Chick
I'll have Sex with an Alligator.

LOLOLOL,

For the shoes and the matching bag??



lololololol,


INGREDIENTS:

Midori
Malibu rum
Pineapple juice
Chambord
Jagermeister
PREPARATION:

Shake equal parts of Midori, Malibu and pineaple juice over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Drop a dash of Chambord into the glass. It will fall to the bottom. Float a thin layer of Jagermeister on top.


DONE!

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T&P

Oh MY!!


That is typical male....Give him a scritch for me!

[moosmom]

Val,

80 degrees and depressing??? I should be so depressed!! It's snowing here, the temp is about 28 and we're expecting 4-6 inches!!

RICHARD,

Make mine a Virgin Mary with horseradish and celery. 4 days sober since New Year's Day!!! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
For the shoes and the matching bag??

And if there's enough left, maybe a jacket.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Pit Chick
And if there's enough left, maybe a jacket.

Touche'!!!!!

lolololololol

DONE!


Moosmom,

VBM....Whaddya mean Horse radish and celery???

That's the stock recipe around here!!!!!

I am working on my 6th day sober......My last REAL drink was
last Thursday.....

[K9soul]

I'm ready for a long island ice tea, that should last me the rest of the night .

It's been too cold here for snow. I would love more snow, these frigid gray days with packed ice all over the ground I could do without. We actually had a sleet storm last weekend Richard do you take weather orders? I'll take some soft fluffy snow with temps more in the 20s-30s please.

[Pit Chick]

We had winter for for a few days here and there. We actually had SNOW on Christmas Eve For Houston snow is rare and to get it on Christmas Eve is even more rare. It actually stuck to stuff too. I was so excited. Then of course it melted the next day and it hasn't been cold ever since. Bye bye winter.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Pit Chick
Then of course it melted the next day and it hasn't been cold ever since. Bye bye winter.

Ummm...I beg to differ.....although we were in Galveston and it may have been a bit colder because of the wind off the gulf that made it seem so cold. Or it could be that I was expecting/hoping for mid 60's instead of the mid 40's that we had for a few days.

Did you see the snow man I made on Christmas Day?


So I don't know why this isn't showing up....

Oh, and 3 days later the melted stump of my snowman was still there. Most of the snow was gone, but in the shady places and where it had been piled up was still there - ugh!

[catland]

T&P - Yikes, that's one chilly rest stop. Well, the snow that might have happened last weekend didn't, but now the word is snow this weekend. We'll see.

It has been getting cold at night (well, our definition of cold is 25 degrees f). Bartender - I need something to keep me warm. Any ideas?


Oh yes, and PC - like the joke - welcome to Thursdays However, I'm guessing your name is in reference to the dog breed and isn't about Nascar. Sorry Richard.

[Pit Chick]

T&P,

Y'all got a lot more snow then we did. We had enough to scrape off of the cars and have a snow ball fight. I made a little snow man on the trunk of my car that evening. By the time I got out there the next morning to take a pic it was gone. Either it melted or someone stole it. Which of course wouldn't surprise me in my neighborhood.

Catland,

Yes, my name is in reference to the breed. Not a big Nascar fan. Monster trucks on the other hand...in the words of Tim Taylor "arrr arrr arrr"!!!


vroom vroom

[Pit Chick]

Hey bartender,

Tequila shot with a crown and coke chaser over here.